mattsturbate

Manual sexual gratification inflicted by your own hand while thinking of or watching someone with the name Matt.

Thinking about Matthew McConaughey playing his bongos naked made me so horny that I had to go into the bathroom and mattsturbate.

by Aggggggggggg January 10, 2011

Manatsu

the most amazing person you'll ever meet, she's more beautiful then anything on this planet, super stylish, very popular, specially with the guys, always really nice and subtle, she is the definition of perfect (:

Man, did you see Manatsu today? She looks fucking amazing!

by friendlyfriendisfriendly March 9, 2011

Mataash

Some irreparable damage to anything. Originated in medical school of south India, widely used by medical students all over the world.

A boy driving a car so fast and hit the tree, wrecking the vehicle.

"Mataash"........you wrecked the car man.

by Srinivas Singaram December 25, 2007

Magats

A portmanteau of the MAGA acronym and the word maggots. "Magats", there for, are the most despicable examples of trump supporter, especially when they are out of control, disrespectful teens.

Did you see those MAGATS harassing that woman in Washington d.c. before they decided to harass that native man?

by JaeSquared January 22, 2019

matausi

Tongan. Someone with the face of an asshole.

Fuck that matausi cunt! Ugly bitch!

by LMFAO! March 24, 2009

Hakuna Matata

"Hakuna Matata" means "No Worries" in Swahili Language.

- Man, you just ran over a grandmomma!
- Hakuna Matata.

by REX since 1982 December 28, 2005

Matts Mum

The excuse to anything and everything when in a conversation. It can be used to put people off, as an answer to ANY question and can be the response to anything such as a hello!

Dave: Hey man, whats up?
John: Matts Mum!

OR

Terry: What the f**k man, what are you doing?
Steve: Matts Mum, what else???

by "O" Town rep May 31, 2010