manpon

A slang term for the large cylindrical pads placed around a weightlifting bar when performing squats. Often used to avoid bruising from the bar.

Using a manpon on your olympic bar is unacceptable, and unnecessary as long as you have some traps.

by angrydw4rf February 24, 2009

Manpons

Like tampons but made for men when they are "men"struating. They place them up their arse for about 3 weeks out of 4. Makes them feel more confident and can get on with tasks such as roller blading, wind surfing and the like. Manpons do not stop men from being grumpy though.

Girl: "FFS, are you STILL on your period, you are soooo grumpy"
Boy: Yeah, so what??
Girl: I'd better go and get you some Manpons then. You can then go roller blading for a bit and cheer the fuck up"

by Unbearable Muriel January 25, 2011

manpons

when a dude gets his meriod (man period) he puts in a manpon. yes they do exist

Guy 1: " dude are you on your meriod or something? put in one of ur fricking manpons"
Guy 2: "stfu"

by kaseyworthmeyer May 31, 2015

Manpon

A phrase used by men to their own sex to tell them to stop complaining/whining. Comes from the original word "tampon" which is used only for women (in most cases).

Man #1: This sucks, why do we have to keep doing this?
Man #2: Why don't you get a manpon and suck it up?

by dolphinlazerwave September 14, 2009

Manpon

Using a cock to eleviate menstrual cramps and clear out the vaginal cavity of excess blood.

I 'm cramping bad, can I use your manpon?

by Shtbird August 4, 2017

manpon

The tissue or toilet paper you put inside your foreskin after a wank to soak up the extra leakage.

"Hey mate wanna do a shopping run?"

"Yeah, I just had a flog so gimme two secs to put my manpon in. I don't wanna make a mess in my undies"

by Big Ted Banter October 12, 2016

manpon

A male who is used like a tampon.

A manpon is a male in a marriage with a boss, male (the pitcher)(;=D~) or female.

Girls love to have a manpon to enjoy a free ride through life.

A true manpon can not spell daddy, i.e.: a real man spells it DADDY, a manpon spells it D4DDY.

Rainbower 1: 'Elton John is such a manpon in his marrige to Ricky Martin. Letting Ricki, quit his job to go back to school to try, maybe some decade, and make more money and actually contribute in their marriage.'

Rainbower 2: 'EJ would have been better off getting a piece of the Rock Hudson.'

by nostrings>w/wings August 22, 2010