Blue MAGA

Like Republican Red MAGA, Blue MAGA are libertarian populists who use organizations like "Justice Democrats" to infiltrate the Democratic Party pretending to be members of the party, running for election in safe Blue districts, and then voting against the party platform, siding with the likes of Marjorie Taylor Greene to protect Russian oligarchs, block marginalized communities from getting clean water and modern infrastructure, and even going so far as denying Ukraine and Israel defenses against genocide. In fact, now that their false messiah Bernie Sanders has renounced Hamas, his cult is renouncing HIM. Even though Israel and Judah have lived in the area now known as Israel for thousands of years, occupiers are now calling for genocide of Israel "from the river to the sea," and people like Rashida Tlaib called that genocide "aspirational." Blue MAGA goes so far as to tear down Missing Children posters and killing senior citizens who happen to be Jewish -- which in their minds means "Zionist" or "Soros" or whatever Blue/Red MAGA is calling them this week.

Blue MAGA: "Can you BELIEVE they censured Rashida Tlaib for genocide?"
Decent people: "Didn't you censure Paul Gossar for making anime about AOC?"
BM: "So? You think Blue MAGA's hate is rational???"

by the modhatter November 9, 2023

macfag

A person who buys and uses Apple computers and products, or is otherwise "gay for Apple". Usually for one or more of the following reasons:
1) They enjoy paying $3000 for a laptop;
2) They heard somewhere that macs are better for multimedia applications (Please note that it is never a good idea to confront a macfag on this matter. They will not be able to produce any reason other then "because they are" and your head will explode.);
3) They think it will impress people at the coffee shop;
4) They enjoy being different;
5) They scoff at the idea of compatible software;
6) Because macs are available in pretty pastels.

Jim: "Hey you wanna go get a cup of coffee?"
Steve: "Nah that place is full of hipsters and macfags."

by SteveJ December 1, 2007

Magalie

PLEASE ADD THIS THERE IS NO DEFINITION FOR THIS NAME
free spirited and limit pushing. She can be stubborn and is often very loud and talkative. She speaks her mind. When she gets mad watch out! She likes to be in control and the power gets to her head. She's a show off as well, and walks around thinking she knows everything. She has a smart ass attitude. She won't take shit from anyone, she makes her own rules. However when everyone is treating her right and isn't ignoring her she's a sweetheart, very affectionate. always happy to see you when you visit her, and she loves hugs. Her laugh is adorable, her smile is irresistible. She is very active. She is very creative and loves to use her huge and wild imagination. She has a tendency to get jealous, especially around babies and young children, or people who are hogging her parent's attention. She can be shy with people she doesn't know. She could eat a bowl of ice cream and pass out an hour later. She's quite unpredictable with her mood-swings, and can come up with crazy wild ideas. There is no way to shut her up or stay at mad at her. When she's not around everything feels empty, because even though she can be a nightmare, she makes life interesting, lights up a room, and has a tendency to leave a very strong impression behind wherever she goes.

person 1"Did you hear that Magalie chick got expelled for punching a teacher?"
person 2 "No she couldn't have, she's such a sweetheart"
person 1 (No, from what I hear, she's crazy."

by Ashley, sister of three September 3, 2016

MAGAfication

The propaganda process that turns decent, hardworking people into an ignorant mob.

MAGAfication is hypnosis, pure and simple, that enthralls naive Americans with weird power-screeds that makes hate palatable and seem all-American.

by Dr Bunnygirl November 20, 2019

maga country

Term coined by actor Jussie Smollett, who had came up with the idea of having his two friends yell out, "This is MAGA country," as they pretended to assault him in Chicago, according to a report from prosecutors. During an ABC interview, Jussie who was later arrested and charged over alleged hate crime attack hoax, cried of his victim hood.

This is MAGA country!

by carny666 February 24, 2019

macfag

An inept computer user (see noob) who calls himself a geek and uses an Apple Macintosh computer.

They are mainly found on YouTube making reviews of mainly useless or unaffordable products (see tat) discussing Apple "rumours", providing viewers with "giveaways", giving updates on their boring lives, instructing viewers to follow their boring lives on Twitter and discussing how terrible a PC running Microsoft Windows is and why Macs are better in every way.

This term is not to be confused with someone who knows what they're talking about and has plenty of experience on all sides of the table, i.e. someone who is not a noob, but uses a Mac.

Macfag101 (in video): Hi guys, what's up? Today I'm going to be doing a giveaway and the winner is whoever can bitch Microsoft the most. Also coming up, a tutorial with the very original idea of how to change your dock background images, why Macs are so much better than PCs and why I don't know a fucking thing about what I'm talking about.

Non-noob viewer: Macfag, shut the fuck up.

by The World's Best Coder June 20, 2009

Krav Maga

Krav Maga is a self-defense system developed by the Israeli army. In Hebrew, the Krav Maga literally means "contact combat." Developed by Hungarian boxer and wrestler Imrich Lichtenfeld in the 1930s, the technique was first used by Israeli underground paramilitary organizations such as Haganah. When Israel became an official country in 1948, Lichtenfeld was appointed Chief Instructor and Combat Trainer for the Israel Defense Forces (IDF). Since then, Krav Maga has spread, and it's now practiced in over 30 countries around the world. At first view, Krav Maga may look like a martial art, but it's actually a form of combat with no rules and no limitations. Martial arts such as Judo, Karate, and even wrestling are considered sports; Krav Maga, on the other hand, is a regulated form of combat. In fact, the point of Krav Maga is to take the enemy down as quickly as possible. Some teachers of Krav Maga explain it as "the art of going home alive," which means that groin strikes, choking, and headbutts are considered acceptable moves.

In addition to using their bodies to fight, practitioners of Krav Maga are taught to use the environment as a weapon. This means learning to use any object nearby, from bottles to baseball bats, as a gun-substitute. The objective of Krav Maga is to avoid injury in real-life scenarios, such as fights, street attacks, and violent encounters. Advanced students of Krav Maga learn to defend themselves from gun and knife attacks, multiple attacker scenarios, headlocks, and ground fighting. Most self-defense classes today teach some variation of Krav Maga. Military training in Krav Maga is more extreme, including manual killing techniques, defense against grenades, and disarmament of the enemy. All military and police offices in Israel are trained in Krav Maga, and so are many Special Forces Units around the world. In the US, the Federal Bureau of Investigation (FBI), the United States Marine Corps, the Central Intelligence Agency (CIA), and the Air Force Office of Special Investigations (AFOSI) Anti-terrorism Specialty Team all learn Krav Maga as part of their physical training.

by Dancing with Fire January 18, 2011