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Get the lectus mug.An act of passing on information at one's leisure, and although it is meant to get through to one's head, it ends up pissing them off anyway.
"I hate it when my older brother lectures me. He treats me like I'm his son. I'm not dammit! Also, make sure you don't tell him what to do when he's driving; his ego shows when he's behind the wheel and he will lecture you to the max if you act like a backseat-driver even at the MOST MINOR situation."
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by Dave July 14, 2004
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Get the lecture mug.Death lecture is a lecture given to you by an asian parent, stating everything bad you've every done in the world.
Asian Mom: John, you got B+, what wrong with you, you can't drive, you can't cook, you don't clean, you sit on your lazy ass all day...
John: *Get getting death lectured*
John: *Get getting death lectured*
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person 1 - heyy!
lectora - hahahahahahahahahah *snort* hahahahahahahaha
person 1 - yo homeslice
lectora - IMMA A LIMA BEAN!!!
person 1 - i feel like shmatza
lectora - yo... ahahahahhahha... i feel your pain.. BLOOP!
lectora - hahahahahahahahahah *snort* hahahahahahahaha
person 1 - yo homeslice
lectora - IMMA A LIMA BEAN!!!
person 1 - i feel like shmatza
lectora - yo... ahahahahhahha... i feel your pain.. BLOOP!
by lectora February 9, 2008
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