lax locks

Lustrous hair belonging to the aggressive sub-species of sports players, homo sapiens laxus, more commonly known as "lacrosse players." Commonly known for their large physique, popped collars, and often womanizing behavior, these mammals typically have full, healthy manes, often envied by the other weaker members of the species, homo sapiens sapiens, aka normal dudes. One behavior associated with lax locks is the head toss, in which the hair is casually and smoothly flicked from the face.

Scrawny dude: Aw man, look at that guy's hair. It's so shiny and awesome looking.
Other dude: Bro, that's cause he's got lax locks. Only laxers are lucky to get that kind of hair.

by gegenteil February 16, 2010

moldy locks

Dirty dreadlocks or the intentionally homeless, jobless, and dirty, but, unintentionally trendy and shallow simpleton who is wearing them. Usually a white kid between the ages of 14-28; Male and female; Always having a Bob Marley poster in there apartment or house; Always asking you for change; Always self-contradictory.

Another name for a waspafarian is moldy locks.

by sonicturkey April 30, 2006

locksmithery

noun. The subject of locksmiths, not to be confused with locksmithing, which is what they actually do. Locksmithing is the broad subject.
It's like comparing horticulture with gardening. Horticulture is the subject, gardening is the action.

I enjoy locksmithery.

by Joshua Hrouda February 17, 2008

Dreidel Locks

Long, curly sideburns of an orthodox Jew.

The humid air curled his hair and gave him Dreidel Locks

by Jesuit_Daddy December 29, 2010

Fuck Swat Bust Locks

Fuck swat is a term used by many falcon command personnel to express their deep hatred towards the United States Military Police because of how they do their job and stop them from being like retards. This clearly does not go in line with Falcon C which is to be retarded and hence the new slang is used "Fuck Swat", normally accompanied by Fuck Outta Here. This is also another way of protesting against Social Justice Warriors who do not understand the term joke, for them it perplexes them on how a human could say something but not personally mean it. We refer to these people as retards or colloquially "dumb niggas".

Bust Locks is the another half of the motto, to be quite honest I do not know but I think I might be developing a tiny massive mental breakdown from all the times I try to process why fc personnel bait raid leaders. This is also a reference to the Port Maersk scrim against the United States Army's Tank division where the raiding squad failed to absorb information from the orders of raid leader bornrogue.

Together these four words represent the whole of the Falcon Command accurately and is somehow better than Falcons Destroy.

This motto is to be used immediately and effectively. God bless the United States.

Falcon-C "I am having a break down so Fuck Swat Bust Locks"

by Your Uncles Sister January 18, 2021

Goldie Locks

Nickname for A person with extremely long blonde hair.

Jake : Hey there Goldie Locks how bout you make my dick hard so I can fuck your soft pussy!
Kiersten : Would you like for me to suck it or rub it vigorously?
Jake : I would like for you to rub your soft hair on it please!
Kiersten : Oh yeah that always makes you hard don't it big boy!
Chad : Hey why don't you two quit talkin stupid and get back to work!
Kiersten : Why we used to do it!
Chad : Who cares I'm the boss you little BITCH!
Kiersten : Fuck you and your small penis too!

by SlopNChop May 24, 2017

locks

A length or curl of hair on the head. Can be used to emulate a fake sideburn for those who so desperately want/need one.

"Whoa William, are those real sideburns?"
"Nah, these are just my sweet locks."

by davey023 June 11, 2006