lonk

when you mean to type "link" but instead, you type "lonk"

Where'd the lonk for the zoom call?

by kglonk1234 July 10, 2020

Lonk

Someone who you know feels the exact same way about you and wouldnt ever change up on you

amelia: you’re my lonk.
daisy: i know because youre my lonk too

by amelia reverie February 22, 2023

Lonk

login link

heres the lonk

by Azraelz August 3, 2021

LONK

If a tiny brained duck is proving a Chicken that LONK is a word.

Chiken: HONK. BONK
Tiny Brain: lonk

by stali May 16, 2022

LONK

The word that tiny brain thinks is a word but Chiken doesn't.

tb: LONKKKK
c: that ain't a word.

by stali May 16, 2022

Lonking

using a remote control button to lock a vehicle and simultaneously honk the horn

My neighbors pollute the soundscape with their habitual lonking

by bagootie February 6, 2022

Lonking

A psychic prediction followed by a tantrum by the psychic when the prediction comes true.

Pre Pokémon go legendary raid: " I'll get a shiny Virizion because it's useless and I have one already
Post Raid: "You see guys, Shiny Virizion and I hate it soooo much" !!!!
Anyone else at the raid: "He's Lonking"

by Lonk008 November 18, 2020