by anthonyvenanzio April 3, 2009
by thebestest123 January 25, 2017
by Jizzo Fortanel January 23, 2004
A green substance, earthlings mainly eat this on sandwiches, burgers and raps. Not to be confused with kale.
by Klosztuka November 30, 2015
by maximus chillus September 27, 2010
Hilarious - Really Funny
Not sure of the origin, but it works well to describe anything that is funny.
Not sure of the origin, but it works well to describe anything that is funny.
1. That comedian last night was fucking lettuce! I couldn't stop laughing.
2. Person 1: "What do you call a lawyer who has gone bad? A Senator."
Person 2: "Lettuce!"
2. Person 1: "What do you call a lawyer who has gone bad? A Senator."
Person 2: "Lettuce!"
by Brainbarf July 12, 2013