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Lick my Length - The licking of the penis from end to end
1. Lick my length Bitch !!!!

2. Lick my length you crocadillapig

3. Lick my length pleaseeeeee baby !!!
by Simonmanchester February 6, 2008
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Rubble Length

The amount of time a Brick would last before it stopped resembling a Brick, currently 1.75 days (30240 secs, covering 69.552km).
It would only take a few Brick Years, naturally taking into account the Rubble Length
by offlyner March 11, 2008
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Reluctance Length

The specific length of a persons beard (or hair) which makes them reluctant to cut it off as they have never experienced such a length. Or, because they feel that their beard has become important to them, like it's their child.

Note: Often occurs in teenagers and young adults who are notoriously shit at growing beards and tend to cling desperately to any facial hair they can muster.
Ben: Man, your beard is disgusting!
Pete: Yeah I know, but it's reached reluctance length so I can't cut it off yet.
Ben: Gross.
by howlongjizz September 25, 2010
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dave length

A unit of measurement when describing how much (electrical) wire is pulled past the destination it should have ended at.

How to tell when to start measuring is when enough wire is pulled to the given location to be able to comfortably complete a termination and then finding more wire was pulled than needed, most often in excess, and ironically most often its copper wire. Once you've determined theres way more wire than needed, its a dave length.. No actual "measuring" is done with any tool. It will be obvious just from "eyeballing it" when you have a dave length to deal with,

Some dave lengths can be short, usually because its only small guage wire such as #14, however a genuine dave length will be found when #10 and larger are involved because thats where the money is
"Okay boys its time to splice this place up... Oh look someone pulled 10 extra feet of 8/3 past the panel, i wonder who could have done that.. What a dave length!"

"Hey how much wire do we need at location?" - "im not sure, you never know how often things change, better make it a dave length. Should be good"
by Yellow strippers February 17, 2014
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bjerrum length

the distance at which two people stop being attracted to each other, i.e. your radius of attraction. the larger the length, the more women want to do you.
(derives from physical chemistry)
Because Jon's bjerrum length was too small, jen was repelled from him and would not sleep with him.

Bobo does not get any ass because he has such a small bjerrum.

Even though Smith is fat, he has a huge bjerrum and thus still gets girls.
by Merman November 22, 2005
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wanker's length

1.An arbitary unit of measurement, defined as the maximum length of toilet paper used when cleaning ones spunk from the carpet (8 sheets).

2.Used as an insult, meaning you are toilet paper covered in nob sneeze.
1. I was literally a wanker's length from getting the bus.

2. He was really tall, about one and a half wanker's lengths.

3.It is about a 200 wanker's length walk to the shops.

4.You fucking dumb wanker's length.
by Joniquai March 20, 2005
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full length

the complete length of the penis inside the anus/vagina. its the absolute fullest length and includes all the penis and even some of the skin around it.
"hakko got the full length from me! ahahaha" - Macho tiger
by Hakko November 21, 2004
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