oh my lantis

(phrase) Twist from the line in the movie 'The Ringer'- "Oh my lanta". Credit to Billy the character who speaks it gloriously (You scratched my CD!). Used for when something is not going according to plan or when in a bad situation

(after waking up from a nap and being completely sunburnt)...Oh my lantis! I'm burnt to a crisp, apple crisp in fact!

by laxdallmus4 August 9, 2010

LANtastic

LANtastic is an extremely stupid program which allows you to share files and printers on a network. It also shares you c-drive to anyone on your network.

"Wtf?!?! My PC just crashed???"

"Yes, I know. You have installed LANtastic, so I deleted your Windows-folder."

by Mr. Lonely January 6, 2006

lants

The individual pings when your limb is asleep.

"I sat funny and my arm's full of lants."

by Chris, Cynthia, and Paul July 10, 2005

landus

A Landusis a smart loving good looking guy. He will keep all of your secret and not tell a soul. If you have a Landus in your life your relly lucky so be thankful!

Hey when is Landus coming home?!

by Pumpkin and pudding November 4, 2017

Lactus Perpetua

Lack of Perfection

You have Lactus Perpetua.

by Dr. Benedictus Haplas dentata February 10, 2018

lanoushka

Someone who's a whore and prefers making out with whom ever possible. Also, she is not afraid of showing emotion in front of everyone and doesnt care about her reputation

sigh. I shouldn't have gone out with her. She is a complete Lanoushka

by lemonohlemon February 13, 2019

Lantis

Lantis is most commonly used as an exclamation.
Lantis is also used to describe a funny human.

Oh my lantis, that is crazy!
What a crazy lantis!

by edogwordknower#oknow October 22, 2019