guilty landscape

a city or neighborhood that strongly reminds you of past somber experiences that occurred there, so much so that you cannot separate the familiar landmarks from those feelings

Seeing San Francisco from the plane window for the first time since our breakup, I couldn't help but feel all the emotions rush over me from the guilty landscape.

by putonyourzootsuit November 24, 2019

Landscaper

Someone who does your fucking lawn ex: grasscutting , grasstrimming .... mowing and blowing etc.

My grass looks a little long , geez i gotta give my landscaper Angelo a call

by Topnotch baby July 17, 2018

Get landscaped

To lose, and then embarrass yourself.

Having lost the election, Trump proceeded to get landscaped by Rudy’s press conference.

by Ral Pie November 20, 2020

Russian Landscape

The act of planting grass in a girls vagina. You must first fill it with dirt.

When I woke up, I felt something wriggling inside me. It was a worm! Someone had russian landscaped me!

by TH3 CH053N 0N3 June 11, 2009

Mexican Landscaper

When a couple has hot awkward intercourse in a corn field.

Dude that Mexican Landscaper felt so good last night

by Mr. Bush March 1, 2011

landscaper

A word used to describe a person, usually male, who stares creepily at someone of the opposite sex as they walk past. Sometimes there are catcalls involved, but its usually just a long slightly scary stare. It causes the person being checked out to look down and walk away as fast as possible. The term comes from the tendency of many landscapers or garden workers to act like this. It also refers to an obessision with or a desire to do things to her "landscape"

girl 1: did you just see that guy checking you out?
girl 2: yeah, ew, he was such a landscaper!

girl 1: OMG, theres that kid in my math class-total landscaper- whos been staring at me for weeks! I don't want him to see me, hes totally gross!

by eminemski December 8, 2007

landscaper

a word used to describe a person, usually male who stares at someone of the opposite sex as they walk past. Sometimes there are catcalls involved, but it usually causes the person being checked out to look down and walk away really fast...it comes from the tendency of many landscapers or garden workers to follow this pattern. It also refers to a desire to do things to her "landscape", rather than having any interest in her as a person

girl 1: did you just see that guy checking you out?
girl 2: yeah, ew, he was such a landscaper!

girl 1: OMG, theres that kid in my math class-total landscaper- whos been staring at me for weeks! I don't want him to see me, hes totally gross!

by eminemski December 8, 2007