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lady-boner

1. the female equivalent of a 'boner'.

2. May be as mild as slight moisture and nothing else: 'semi lady-boner'

3. Or it may be characterised by extreme wetness, involuntarily clenching and unclenching vaginal muscles, and an erect clitoris: 'massive lady-boner'
"Why did you have unprotected sex with that bad-boy player last night?"

"Because I had a massive lady-boner and he was really doing it for me and my school and family preach abstinence so I had no condoms".
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Lady-Boner

When a Lady gets sexually excited and starts humping you or being overly excited with a red face or overly friendly.
She was so exited she had a Lady-boner .
by Mazdaman November 26, 2018
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Lady Boner Gone

When a lady experiences and "ick" or her partner does something that turns her off.
"Lady boner gone, he dry humping me and huffing like a dog." said Lay Bankz.
by SexieLexie94 October 5, 2023
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semi lady boner

When the female can feel the moisture coming to their vagina.
I saw Matt Damon and got a semi lady boner.”
by Cabbin February 12, 2018
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Bonerfied lady

A genuine example of someone who supports and believes in the expression of love and joy for all human bodies through a feminine perspective. Specifically someone who experiences Rapid Onset LadyBoners.
Even a man who can appreciate another dude's forearms and butt, because it gives him a LadyBoner, can be a bonerfied lady.
by Byeuji June 17, 2023
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Ladyboner

A slang term for when a woman is sexually attracted to a man or another woman.

The word may also be used as a name for the said man or woman who is the object of attraction.
Woman 1: "David Beckham is so hot."

Woman 2: "Yeah, I have a total Ladyboner for him."

Woman 1: "George Clooney is my ultimate Ladyboner."
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Ladbyoner

An attempt to spell Ladyboner that went horribly awry.
Person1: Ok so I typed out /r/ladbyoner and nothing's coming up. What gives?

Person2: You're dyslexic.
by Cagnazzo December 12, 2012
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