labued

The act of authoritatively telling someone an answer with absolutely zero knowledge in the subject and then passing the issue to someone under false pretenses.

Steve opens up the email from Hank and reads the statements made to the customer about the issue. Upon reading the analysis, he turns to his colleague and exclaims "I just got labued by Hank. He basically told the customer that purple elephants can fly"

by vincentlb February 11, 2010

Lautzenheiser

A really long ass last name that no one can pronounce right, let alone spell. Comes from the German language meaning "Loud through the house".

"What's your last name?"

"Lautzenheiser"

"OK...I'll just call you by your first name"

by Evedora March 5, 2009

Labtop

A common mis-spelling for laptop, generally made by young people.

"the young girl loves her labtop"

by djj000 May 23, 2008

Lautnering

A challenge in which everyone in the vicinity must take their shirt off after the word "Lautner" or "Lautnering" is mentioned. Whoever takes their shirt off the quickest wins the challenge. Inspired by Twilight actor Taylor Lautner, and made popular by the members/editors of Finnish stunt group The Dudesons.

After Jukka threatened the loser of a lautnering challenge with a brutal nutshot, Paul and Joey quickly struggled to remove their paint covered shirts to avoid punishment.

by gary dudeson May 14, 2017

labatt blue

from canada it is the most crisp, delicious beer known to man-kind. It can also be used to describe the awesome level of something..see example below.

"Oh man that party lastnight was so Labatt blue!"

by miss labatt blue November 2, 2009

Taylor Lautner

An actor who portrays Jacob Black in the movie Twilight, and is now confirmed to be Jacob in Twilight's sequel, New Moon.

Idiot-Taylor Lautner, who's that?
Me- You know...that FINE sixteen year old who turns lots of Team Edward people to be Team Jacob?
Idiot-Oh, you mean the guy that will now be playing in New Moon?
Me-Yes. Him.

by i<3alphas.:] January 7, 2009

Taylor Lautner

Plays Jacob Black in the movie "Twilight." As of December 2008, they are considering replacing him in "New Moon."
SAVE TAYLOR LAUTNER!
He is an amazing actor and very hot!

Taylor Lautner is a sexy beast. He is such a good Jacob Black.

by TaylorLautnerISJacobBlack January 2, 2009