Lumbersexual

A Metro-sexual who has the need to hold on to some outdoor based rugged-ness, thus opting to keep a finely trimmed beard.

George Michael is a total lumbersexual.
Yeah man, so is Don Johnson.

by Adam Mateljan February 27, 2008

lubber

Short for landlubber, which in turn comes from "land lover."

Insult meaning a bad sailor, most often used by pirates, and can be very offensive to sailors.

Look at that lubber capsize his boat!

by Corsair Sailor October 3, 2007

lubber

The word lubber is also used for a pre-tense of LOVE. It may be the starting of a relationship that hasn't been annoucned yet which claims themselves, "lubbers".

Quote Yeah but only me and you can be lubbers.
Ben & Layla = Lubbers.
©LMB

I love my lubber.
Ben & Layla are lubbers. <3

by lickmaideo January 8, 2007

Lumbersome

To feel sluggish or to have the motivation of a log.

I am often feeling lumbersome on Mondays.

by nekeiman August 6, 2008

lumbersexual

A person, often a hipster or LGBT, who assumes the dress and beard of a lumberjack.

The image of lumbersexuals playing Ralph Lauren at summer camp is forever ingrained in my mind

by purplebackpack89 June 2, 2015

Cock Lubber

1) Taken from the phrase "Land Lubber," often used by sailors and pirates in Disney movies to describe genuine f4990ts.
2) One who loves the cock.
3) One who loves the cock with an undying passion, so much that he would die rather than see the fall of the omnipotent cock.

BWA HA HA HA HA HA HA... I LUB COCK!

by Ralkom August 28, 2002

Lumbersexual

A man who humps anyone who gives him wood.

Dale's a lumbersexual. He doesn't care who give him his wood, long as he gets to share the timber.

by Joe Corey February 13, 2004