The only DECENT animal caring group. They have raided plenty of science labs that use poor and helpless animals for useless and sloppy experiments. During the raid they had rescued hundreds of animals; rabbits, dogs, monkeys and even cats who have had their own eyes sewn toghether, therefor making them blind.
During the raid, they had rescued a famous baby monkey known as Britches. The lab taken poor Britches away from his mother the day he was born. What happened to Britches was horrific. His eyelids had been sewn and lived for three dark and lonely years blind. He was deprived of nearly everything. Until 1985, when the ALF rescued him. He was in a mental condition and had body spasms because he was in such a small space, blind with no one around.
The ALF restored his eyesight by taking the sewings out. The monkey had gotten better every day and was able to eat, drink and walk by himself. Britches was even very playful!
The ALF are truly heroes, unlike PETA.
During the raid, they had rescued a famous baby monkey known as Britches. The lab taken poor Britches away from his mother the day he was born. What happened to Britches was horrific. His eyelids had been sewn and lived for three dark and lonely years blind. He was deprived of nearly everything. Until 1985, when the ALF rescued him. He was in a mental condition and had body spasms because he was in such a small space, blind with no one around.
The ALF restored his eyesight by taking the sewings out. The monkey had gotten better every day and was able to eat, drink and walk by himself. Britches was even very playful!
The ALF are truly heroes, unlike PETA.
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Sort of similar to PETA( people for the ethical treatment of animals).
But, it is different from PETA because the ALF is way more hardcore than PETA.
The Animal liberation front will burn down houses, businesses, buildings, they will steal animals from zoos, testing labs, and any other places that have animals.
Because of all the destruction that the ALF has caused, it was named a terrorist group.
another group that is similar to the ALF is the ELF, which is the earth liberation front.
Sort of similar to PETA( people for the ethical treatment of animals).
But, it is different from PETA because the ALF is way more hardcore than PETA.
The Animal liberation front will burn down houses, businesses, buildings, they will steal animals from zoos, testing labs, and any other places that have animals.
Because of all the destruction that the ALF has caused, it was named a terrorist group.
another group that is similar to the ALF is the ELF, which is the earth liberation front.
guy 1: I work for peta
guy 2: really, you guys are awesome
guy 1: thanks, what do you work for??
guy 2: the animal liberation front
guy 1: REALLY!!!! you guys rock!!
guy 2: thanks
guy 1: the people at peta will give you more money and help you out some more
guy 2: THANKS!!!!!! I hope the goverment doesn't suspect us working together again, or we will be toast!!!
guy 1: yeah, but that won't happen again.
guy 2: okay, tell Ingrid I said hi
guy 1: okay, bye
guy 2: bye.....
animal liberation front is somewhat dangerous, but only dangerous to people that will mess with animals.
guy 2: really, you guys are awesome
guy 1: thanks, what do you work for??
guy 2: the animal liberation front
guy 1: REALLY!!!! you guys rock!!
guy 2: thanks
guy 1: the people at peta will give you more money and help you out some more
guy 2: THANKS!!!!!! I hope the goverment doesn't suspect us working together again, or we will be toast!!!
guy 1: yeah, but that won't happen again.
guy 2: okay, tell Ingrid I said hi
guy 1: okay, bye
guy 2: bye.....
animal liberation front is somewhat dangerous, but only dangerous to people that will mess with animals.
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