Beast Lansing

The home of the Michigan State Spartans.

I'm comin' at ya, Beast Lansing, ready or not.

by DetroitWrestling September 2, 2016

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Lanstoned

To become so intoxicated that you are extremely annoying. Someone who is Lanstoned greets their friends every five minutes, spills beer on them, and constantly asks them for cigarettes. Someone who is Lanstoned also may hit on their friend's girlfriend or boyfriend, spill bongwater on the record player, or urinate on the couch whilst someone is sitting on it.

Joe: "Yo, Sawyer, whassup!"

Sawyer: (sarcastically) "Hey Joe!"
Joe: "Say, Sawyer, do you by chance have a cigarette?"
Sawyer: "Dude, you just smoked my last one."
Joe: "Oh yeah." (stumbles, and spills beer on Sawyer)
Sawyer: "DAMNIT"
Joe: "Shit man, sorry."
Sawyer: "It's fine"
Joe: "Say, do you have a smoke I can bum?"
Sawyer: (glares)
Joe: "Shit, I'm sorry, I'm Lanstoned right now"
Sawyer: (walks away)

by Air Lanstoned March 18, 2013

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Lanse

Tall black boy who gets all the girls, funny, and skilled at basketball. Tend to make all the girls laugh he usually bottle flips.

Hey I see lanse, he has a nice jumper.

by Boi sean October 7, 2016

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East Lansing

1) An awesome city in the state of Michigan, home of Michigan State University, one of the coolest colleges in the country.

2) A place where if you live there for at least 10 years you're automatically awesome.

1) "I go to Michigan State, which is in East Lansing, MI."
"Oh that's great. I've heard that's a really cool college!"

2) Mina and Young: "We're from East Lansing."
Mina: "I lived there for about 16 years before moving."
Young: "I've been living here for about 12 years."
"Omg, you guys must be really awesome people. I officially worship the ground you two walk on now!"

by 100% pure michigan July 25, 2009

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