Kojak Kodak

Australian CB radio, slang for a police officer with a radar gun.

Yeah I got a Kojak Kodak sitting in the bushes just down the hill on your right.
Yeah mate, fI see him, fucken candy cam.

by kam75xx July 01, 2023

Kojak LoJack

How da famous NYC detective tracks his vehicle and other valuables if they get stolen.

If someone steals da homing-device from Lieutenant Theo's car, would dat be called a "Kojak LoJack hijack"???

by QuacksO May 24, 2021

Bust a Kojak

To rub or massage the head of your penis until you ejaculate.

I had to bust a Kojak this morning to relieve my morning wood. masterbate, jack-off, touch myself, fondle, choke the chicken

by joecoolthefool December 06, 2014

Kojak

A simple and deeply religious couple who talk only about religion, religion, religion. They have written in a diary that they will have sex only five times in a year, with specific date and time.

Pooja and i were kojak, until all other wives became kojak, and then we did it everyday.

by Neon Dudeh March 06, 2020

kojak's helper

a penis

i was playing with kojak's wee helper last night

by Clive October 08, 2003

Kojak in a turtleneck sweater

A circumcised penis , resembling baldy detective Kojak , played by Telly Savalas when attired in a turtle neck sweater

That fellas cut cock looked just like Kojak in a turtleneck sweater

by Napoleon BonerPart February 06, 2023