ashton kutcher

when your doing an older woman from behind, pretend like you came, tap her on the shoulder, blow your load in her face, and yell " you just got punked"

When i was doing this milf i decided to pull the "ashton kutcher " on her.

ashton kutcher by my name's demi moore June 27, 2006

ashton kutcher

the man that all small girls wish to become a pedifile

if the girls in 8 grade had there way ashton kutcher would be in as much trouble as mr jackson

ashton kutcher by anonoymous726389 October 20, 2004

Kutcher 

The opposite of a cougar. A young male that goes after an older woman.

That guy's such a Kutcher, that woman is old enought to be his mother!

Kutcher by Anne Hartigan February 12, 2009

Ashton Kutcher

Currently starring in Two and a Half Men, he's an actor who happens to looks like a douchebag when he has long hair.

Person #1: Dude, have you seen Ashton Kutcher's debut on Two and a Half Men?
Person #2: Yea, he looks like a douchebag with long hair!

Ashton Kutcher by itwillbecomeannonymousforever June 15, 2013

Kutcha clapping 

When a woman's pussy gets banged so much that the slightest movement makes her vagina lips hit each other making a clapping sound.

More than one woman in a group is called Kutcha Clappers

Janice walked by my desk in the office and she was kutcha clapping all the way there and back.

Kutcha clapping by Crotch Pheasant August 22, 2014

Kletch 

A word describing anyone whos is LGBT+, or in anyway disabled / neurodivergent.

“Holy shit, look there, it’s that Kletch, Brooke/Griffin!”
“Damn, Julia, you really are a Kletch.”

Kletch by Ajaxalicious April 10, 2023

Kutchie 

n. A joint. There's not much else to say here.

Pass the kutchie on the left hand side (The Mighty Diamonds).

Kutchie by Krazykillaz September 5, 2005