Kotzo

When someone comes to your place , drinks all your booze, rock n' rolls all night, and has sex with your mom/sister/girlfriend.

Bob: damn Jeff , you are hungover today huh?
Jeff: Holy shit yea, last night I went to Bill's place and pulled a Kotzo. I think I got his sister pregnant. Gimme a beer.

Kotzo by ZakZakzak October 19, 2012

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Kotzur

A ridiculously attractive male, the perfect adorkable nerd that every woman wants to have.
See also: bootylicious

Wow I wish I could get myself a Kotzur!

Emma is dating a Kotzur, I'm sooooooo jealous :(

Kotzur by Diesal587 July 13, 2014

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Klotz • KLOTZED • Klotzer • Klotzing • klotzle • Klotzopolis • kam klotz • Roger Klotz Syndrome • Dutch Klotzner • klutz

klutzterfuck

klutz + clusterfuck: a clusterfuck caused by someone being a total klutz

The waiter tripped over the fold in the carpet, knocking over the wedding cake and spilling all the red wine on the tray all over the bride's white wedding gown as she gave her speech, causing her to scream into the microphone and make every guest's ears bleed. It was a klutzterfuck.

klutzterfuck by Schnackenpfefferhausen October 10, 2015