Kloeckner

A person with no car, refusing to ever learn how to drive.

"Hey are you going to the party tonight? Can I get a lift?"

"Dont try an pull a Kloeckner on me again"

by Anonymous July 30, 2003

koenkie

koenkie is a synonym for cookie, koenkie is used in the dutch language by dumb teenagers with no life :)

Dante: "GRISA, mag ik een KOENKIE?"

by River_styles April 21, 2021

Koenkie

The healthiest thing there is

‘Koenkies zijn gezond’
‘Koenkies zijn echt super gezond’

by Koenkie lover April 21, 2021

kloeckner

A very rare form of mammal that was discovered in the mountains of Peru.
Hygiene is definitly optional in this species. Tends to wander aimlessly during daylight hours and night time activity is to scary to even comprehend.

I thought I found sasquatch, but it was just Kloeckner.

by Snacktray March 26, 2003

klonking

grinding in the nude

"Last night me and my girlfriend were klonking, and her dad came in."

by tysk8s July 1, 2014

Kloeekae

Kloeekae is an amazing girl that has a big ass and small tits she is loyal and always has peoples backs

Like damn Kloeekae is hot

by Jrjdjdjrjd November 18, 2019

Koenkeloeren

The correct variation of the dutch word 'koekeloeren'.
Koekeloeren is often used, but as said by the king Leopold the 1st, 'koenkeloeren is toch wel een schoon woord'.

Meteoorwaarnemer: 'Ik ga eventjes koenkeloeren bij de deepskyers'
Thomas out of nowhere: 'KOEKELOEREN GIJ SPOEFT!!!'

by koenkeloerder September 5, 2022