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Keyboarding

When in sex the male "types on the females nipples"
Jen:OMG Josh out of nowhere started Keyboarding me
by Duffley58 November 16, 2015
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keyboarding

striking your head over keyboard, when you read something stupid
What an awful grammar, I'm just keyboarding...
by ukoyoki July 17, 2016
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Keyboarding

A racist white-centering thing white people do instead of activism

Especially prevalent when a pandemic prevents white people from doing their other boarding like surfboarding and snowboarding, keyboarding is a white hobby of writing enormous diatribes about white feelings, such as outrage about black people being brutalized and killed by police officers.

Keyboarding is often used to sidestep actual activism, such as reposting people of color or engaging in the direct action asked of them such as making calls or writing letters to other white people.

Keyboarding was first made popular in the civil rights movement by white moderates and liberals, who Martin Luther King lamented were a "great stumbling block," and Malcolm X described as "the worst enemy to America."
"Did you see that post going viral? 'Black people, we're here for you!' It's so moving."
"Sounds like keyboarding."

"I finally got my aunt to stop keyboarding. She kept saying she was fighting white supremacy -- so embarrassing, right?!"
"Yikes! Hopefully you reminded her every white person spends an average of 22 hours a day enjoying and building white supremacy."
by PuffyClouds May 29, 2020
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keyboardfailure

-often types in a retarded fashion
-usaully emails and messages are illegdible
-often shows signs of dylexia
-when frustrated, mashes keyboard with fists
"max you're such a keyboardfailure did you mean to say that you had a SMALL penis, what's gotten in to you?"
by Raji Mohammed Ibrahim January 18, 2008
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keyboardatist

Someone who, when bored, will search things like 'qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm' and 'qazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmikolp'.
Cameron is a keyboardatist, you can see him right now searching 'mnbvcxzasdfghjklpoiuytrewq'.
by Another Minecrafter June 8, 2020
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Keyboardish

A special language from the country of Keyboardlandia, consisting of jumbles of letters like someone dropped a fucking anvil on it.
User #1: JKHDAFJHAGFGEFHILQFI

User #2: bro wtf

User #3: He's speaking Keyboardish, let him be.
by Albyizzazeo Incoyujinitued August 17, 2024
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