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Kemp, Texas 

Hell on Earth.
99% of Residents listen to lame-ass country and are drunk 24/7.
Resident: Uh, yeahhhh. Just, uh, shot mah dawggggg. *Itches ass*
Me(who lives in Kemp, Texas): What the hell?! DUMBASS.
Kemp, Texas by Megan, bitch. March 6, 2010
Related Words

kemp-shlemp 

1) noun. A nondescript collection (carries negative connotations as opposed to a "hodge-podge" which means the same with neutral undertones.

2)noun. A hodge-podge of dysfunctional entities.

3)noun. A collection of disparate things, individuals, or groups that when brought together ceases to function as intended.

4)noun. A useless gathering of individuals, or organizations.
The kemp-shlemp of representatives at the daylong meeting failed to reach any worthwhile decisions.

The kemp-shlemp of leftover military gear in the wake of the little known Soviet invasion of Eastern Poland....

What a worthless kemp-shlemp of c#@p!!
kemp-shlemp by jpperera October 5, 2009

Kemp Fold 

A found picture of ex-Eastenders actor and general television hardman Ross Kemp that has been folded and rephotographed. A popular internet craze.
1. Kemp Folds is the greatest blog of all time.
2. Guy 1 - Man, thats the funniest thing I've ever seen. What the hell is that?
Guy 2 - That's a Kemp Fold.
Guy 1 - He looks so cute.
Kemp Fold by five_minute_hallway October 22, 2009

kier kemp 

Kier is a member of the English band Fearless Vampire Killers. He does guitar and vocals.
Kier Kemp is a brilliant singer
kier kemp by I am the derp queen January 3, 2014

Ross Kemp 

Is a bald english Actor who was in Eastenders for many many years and now films documentries in different parts of the world covering warefare, gangs and pirates.

also likes to eat bacon on sunday mornings and touchs young sloths.
ross kemp: "Hi, im ross kemp and im here in JABALABA LAND to show you how dangerous it is in this part of the world"
Ross Kemp by PerU.graff October 7, 2009

Brian Kemp

The redneck, Republican, idiotic governor of Georgia since 2019 who cheated in the 2018 gubernatorial election. He also praises President Donald Trump like he’s God. Kemp is extremely politically-incorrect, as he pointed a gun at a teenager in his advertisement campaign to show that he supports the second amendment, and he said he’ll drive around in his truck to “pick up illegals himself”.

He also says that he didn’t know that the coronavirus is an asymptomatic virus so he was one of the last state governors to issue a stay-at-home order.
Dang...Governor Brian Kemp sure has made Georgia the laughing stock of the nation.
Brian Kemp by Cray Cray J May 14, 2020