shit kebab

What results when the park clean-up guy impales mounds of dog shit with his pointed stick.

That's one big shit kebab; I'd hate to be the one to clean it off.

by blankenship1 May 19, 2010

Keanah

Fun and energetic. They have a lot of personality and will kick your butt straight back to hell if you them crap. If your a jerk you won't get anywhere, they will see right through any fakeness, but if you treat them well and are sincere they will hold you close and cherish you. You will know that they care as they would do anything including die for you. Keanah's are extremely romantic and love to be put first, they are very jealous of people who are close to the person they like.

*Fighting going on in the background*
Guy 1: Wow she is pretty fired up!
Guy 2: Of course, its obviously Keanah, we'll probably end up meeting with him in hell, one day.

by the.tinkerbellxx January 20, 2018

keanu chungus

OOOH😳😳😳KEANU CHUNGUS IS VERY WHOLESUM DOE

Is Keanu CHUNGUS a God😱😱😱
Yes he is my frend😉

by ToxicLovesMemes May 1, 2020

A Keanu

The act of respectfully rejecting a lady's romantic advances by diverting a conversation or avoiding any form of physical contact.

Girl 1: I asked him to go on a date with me but he changed the subject! Am I that ugly?

Girl 2: Boy pulled a Keanu on you? Now that's breathtaking.

by Theincredibleinvisibleman June 28, 2019

Lan kebab

A lan kebab is a Shuaib

Shuaib is a lan kebab

by Oxford_Dicktionary September 29, 2021

kebabminton

A sport involving consuming a kebab, followed shortly by a game of badminton

Hey Fred, fancy a game of kebabminton tonight?

Sure thing Tom, let's swing by that Lebanese place on Edgware Road then head on to the sports centre

by TheSingingTroll September 29, 2010

Keanna

Verb: To progressively hit someone in the head with a hydro flask

“Yo that bitch really just Keannad her”

by Keanna February 8, 2019