Kebab

A slang mainly used for Turks to piss them off -- can be seen under any Youtube video that mentions Turkey/Ottoman Empire

Troll: Give Constantinople back to Greece, you kebabs

The Turk™: Don't call us kebabs orospu çocukları!1!!!1

by Lokum March 27, 2018

Kebab

Something that is made out of cat meat.

Karl: What kind of meat will you have on your kebab?
Torstein: The usual!!!!!!!!

by TheGrandTaco March 12, 2020

Kebab

An Asian male's penis. From Asia, west to east. Generally a beige, olive/cream, tan, brown cock. Tastes great because they have the cleanest dicks on the planet.

Girl 1: "Did you get some dick yesterday?"
Girl 2: "I had Kebab (Asian dick) because White dick is too porky and small and Black dick looks burnt"
Both: "Asian dick is just right"

by Josech May 3, 2020

Kebab

A girls disgusting pussy

Have you seen her kebab it's minging

by KebabRabi September 16, 2020

KEBAB

Idiot

What a Kebab

by Bhamjive November 23, 2021

Kebab

1. Term of endearment, a manner to refer to a friend

2. A way to address someone who is being stupid, a friend perhaps.

1. Fella 1 : U alright kebab

Fella 2: not too bad mate

2. Fella 1 : *Does something stupid*
Fella 2: what a kebab mate

by lil_mau February 17, 2022

kebab

Kebab is the top 1 food in the world, eaten by only the best of the best individuals, such as kristo.

- Whats better than money?
- kebab
- what about sex?
- kebab still better

by NotKristoAtAll May 5, 2022