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Greatest of all time. God-like.
Michael Jordan was the Kristo of the NBA
Kristo by FlyAwayCake May 28, 2018
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A person who is just all around perfect, one who you can always trust and looks great in anything...or in nothing at all. He is the hottest and sexiest guy that has ever lived. He is also the best kisser and is a very intelligent guy.
Girl 1: Man I have the greatest boyfriend in the world.

Girl 2: Who's that?

Girl 1: Kristo : )

Girl 2: You are incredibly lucky : (
Kristo by myke cunt October 1, 2010
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A person who is all around perfect. Everyone loves him, he is the greatest thing after Jesus of course.

Everyone loves him. He has a lot of friends, everyone wants to meet a Kristo in real life. That's a fact.
Oh wow, he is pulling a Kristo
Kristo by FASA12313 February 25, 2018
A kid that's a model and a kid that never come to school
theres a kristo
Kristo by BIgyan October 27, 2019
Kuddie fiddler
Look at Tom fiddling those kids!
Ugh, he’s such a Kristo
Kristo by FuckTurtleNecks November 22, 2021

The Aniko-Kristo theory 

This theory is advancing the fact that a person’s breasts get bigger after eating a lot of food for lunch. However, it isn’t certified by any scientists, but I believe in myself and that’s all that matters.
-Wow Marina, your boobs are looking bigger than usual, what happened?

- Oh I just ate lunch, based on the Aniko-Kristo theory, that would explain why my boobs are looking a bit bloated right now.

kristanna 

Kristanna is a rare but amazing name. Kristanna is gorgeous caring and amazing I can go on for ever and ever about kristanna. She's absolutely everything anyone would ask for. Kristanna your amazing be yourself because it just lights up the room and makes everyone smile
Kristanna is awesome
kristanna by 💖🍍 June 29, 2017
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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