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masturbatory knitting

When you decide to enter a period of celibacy, and take up knitting to fill the void in your life.
I know this girl who recently decided to lay of the sex for a while, but she uses masturbatory knitting to relieve stress and pass the time in bed.
by Joe Salone October 18, 2010
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ni no kuni

Ni no Kuni is a video game series made by Level 5 and Bandai Namco, with game writer Akihiro Hino. Studio Ghibli helped with cutscenes in Wrath of the White Witch, but didn't in the second game. It's a really good series that deserves more attention.

(also, there's a movie of it coming out in summer 2019 in Japan. No news of a US release :( )
Person 1: I played this game yesterday. It was like playing an anime! The story and characters were great.
Person 2: Was it Ni no Kuni?
Person 1: Yeah! How did you know?
Person 2: That's pretty much the flippin' definition of Ni no Kuni, mun!
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Gee, you knit?

What did 50 cent say after his mom gave him a handmade sweater for Christmas?
Gee, you knit!
by d-Mack April 29, 2004
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rip ma knitting

To annoy someone

Scottish saying - said mainly by me lol
"That guy is seriously rippin me knitting wie his singing!"

"Away and dont rip ma knitting!"

Also relates to "Away n rub up ma ribs" means - away you go and dont bug me.
by Curlyteef July 1, 2007
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Yoghurt Knitter

n A mildly derogatory term for a tree hugging liberal. It combines yoghurt - the food of choice of hippies - with knitting - a reference to the arts and craft movement. It also carries slight overtones of being a wanker.

A yoghurt knitter is generally ineffectual. He impedes or tries to impede others rather than actually going out and doing something.
The yoghurt knitters were at the meeting so naturally nothing got done.

I tried to build an extension on my house but the yoghurt knitters didn't like the design. They said it was too big or something.

I said, "Madam Chairman" but the yoghurt knitters said I had to call her "Chairperson".
by The Thumb Spinner July 27, 2011
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kinita

Beautiful, hot, popular, and likable
She's smart and pretty, and super cutie pie😍.
The sweetest, most beautiful, purest, kindest soul on earth
she will not only make you laugh with her silliness but she will also be around when the chips are down.

She can be mishechevios but never gets caught. Beautiful she is with twinkling dark eyes that you will get lost in. Seems always happy with a beautiful smile and will never let anyone down.
She is a beauty with brains! Must be Kinita
by Lucifer_Fan November 29, 2021
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Mila Kunis

Hot actress that stars in That 70's Show and some movie with Kirsten Dunst.
Mila Kunis is very sexy.
by White Sox Rule July 14, 2004
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