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An individual or group of people that reside in the city of Kuna, Idaho. In order to become a Kunite several criteria need to be met:
1. You must have a vehicle that is unable to pass Emissions.
2. You must attend Kuna Days at least 1 time.
3. You must know what the K-Town Gator is and why.
4. You must know where the Kuna Caves are.
5. You must live in Kuna for at least 1 year.
6. You must defend any and all fellow Kunites.
While in Boise Idaho I met a person from the Kunite tribe, from the city of Kuna.
Kunite by BRNWhiteDevil August 13, 2008
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Kumite

The Kumite is a mythical, invitation only martial arts tournament with the deadliest fighters in the World, like Jean-Claude Van Damme
Except it's not mythical it's real. It's really real and is very similar to the Mortal Kombat tournament.

It is usually held on a far away mysterious island, so it's a nice getaway. Kind of like one of them all-inclusive vacation packages.
They cover room and food, everything (spa etc...) but they don't cover incidental (alcohol), of course.
It's nice, you get to catch up with old friends, see some really good matches, get a tan. Good times.
It is also a deathmatch but everybody's got to die sometime. You kill one man; you kill a dozen. It's all the same, they can only hang you once.

Whenever you say "Kumite" it is, always, followed by a fighting sound effect.
"You think I knew she was a killer kung-fu wolf bitch?! She didn't say nothing about no Kumitie, Kumitoo, Kumite, Koom, black coon. Now y'all just hush I'm trying to think of what we gonna do"

Kumite (Eyyah!)
Kumite by Rzhhhh September 10, 2013
Related Words
Kunite kunted kunie Knite Kunte Kunter kuinten kuiteey kuiter kulite

Kunterilla 

How another female would Define another female friend as a Zilla or Monster
Stacy your acting like a Fucking Kunterilla
Kunterilla by Training wheels September 25, 2018
Cunt with class.
Look at that Kuntier.
Kuntier by Onyx Black May 5, 2013
A person you will never forget!
Her beauty is so fuckin stunning, it'll make you look twice!
She is way out of your league, she'll turn down every guy she meets.
ahaha, personal experience.
but yeah, she never had a boyfriend because she doesnt' want nun of ur buulll.
Boy 1 - Hey, baby.. you like wanna get a drink?

kunie - nope, sorry. kthxbai. ^-^v

Boy 2 - Dude, you totally got turned down. And I htougth you had game. -.-

Boy 1 - yea, i guess she's too good for me.

kunie - damn right. :)
kunie by BbyDunHurtMe May 4, 2009
A slang term for the cussing bastardisation of word kunt. An ephemeral use of the word cunt in a frustrated, disappointing or casual fashion.
Lost ten bucks on the dogs... "Kunted"
Kunted by Mark Walker August 31, 2007
The union of Qian Kun and Ten (of NCT) as a partnership, relationship, and friendship.
Kunten stans are gonna be FED when NCT China debuts
Kunten by kunctzen November 6, 2018