Kohn F. Jennedy

I'll be damned if I'm going to pay for a landslide.

You: yo wassup Kohn F. Jennedy
John F. Kennedy: THE FUCK YOU SAY TO ME YOU LITTLE SHIT?!

by dirty wild February 8, 2022

Junners

Junners are Jeans and Runners. Worn by people who have no sense in fashion or can't afford some dress shoes to go with jeans.

It was so embarrassing when I was bagging out people that wear Junners (jeans and runners) to my friend and I look over and her dad is wearing Junners. Awkward.

by Udga September 18, 2010

junted

Being in a state of raging intoxication while partying. Wasted, shitfaced, crunk.

I was straight junted last night

Get Junted

by junt07 February 3, 2009

juaneditz

The husband of Hailee Steinfeld/ Kate Bishop

I heard that Hailee Steinfeld's husband is named Juaneditz!

by not juaneditz November 3, 2021

Don Juaned

1. One who makes promises but does not follow through.
2. Purchasing a product or service and not receiving what was promised.

I ordered the game 4 months ago and I got straight up Don Juaned.

by Daywalker September 7, 2003

janned

To get severely owned by a jewish lady who has hit menopause and has occasional bipolar moments like Mrs. Telles.

Stephanie: "Wow I got janned today again! All because of Monissa!"

Monissa: "AHAHAHA YOU GOT JANNED MAN!"

by jannedman09 March 10, 2009

Bungle Junked

Bungle Junked-v. To get jerked off or jerk someone off.

"Yo I went to the movies the other day with that girl," "yeah? did you get bungle junked?"

or

"Im soooo gonna bungle junk him tonight"

by Josten April 4, 2006