Junned

A similar concept to being sonned except the victim ultimately is the person doing the "junning" because of overall humiliation due to the lack of reasoning in his/her arguments made against the other person.

It is senseless and stubborn rambling, resisiting to admit defeat in the conversation and rather willing to make him/herself look like a total dumbass continuing arguing with little or no coherence. For example;

Kevin Jun: Hey Anon, yo humans can fucking fly dude.
Anon: No they can't. are u dumb ? they dont have fucking wings man.
Kevin Jun: NO MAN, i didnt mean it like THAT. i meant it like humans can fly, but like in aircrafts and stuff, you know?
Anon: but you never mentioned that
Kevin Jun: um, well dude you know what i meant cus OBVIOUSLY humans cant fly. whatre you, dumb or something?
Anon: how was i supposed to know if u meant it with wings or not? u didnt fuckin specify.
Kevin Jun: Oh but other people would have known of what i was saying. you just dont get it.
(Here Anon got Junned but Kevin was the social loser)

by virginforlife November 10, 2010

Junkette

A female who swoons over the junkie-type rockstars. Known to find attraction in boys who smoke, do drugs, are overly skinny, have stoner eyes, messy hair, are in bands, etc.

Junkette: Check out that hot guy over there.
Other Person: WHAT? He's hot?! He's a heroin addict that weights like 50 pounds.
Junkette: Exactly.

Person A: So how was concert last night?
Person B: It was good, but Amanda kept swooning over the band members despite the fact that they looked like they were going to die of an overdose any second.
Person A: Well, it's expected. Afterall, she's a total junkette.

by TheVogueMafia January 7, 2008

JUNED'YA!

the act of being pranked, getting one pulled over on you, the art of subtle trickery in a sly yet hysterical fashion.

using the expression "JUNED'YA!" must at all times be accompanied by a hand motion that resembles making a finger gun consisting of the pointer and thumb, the thumb being the trigger and a wink (but only if your feeling EXTRA annoying).

COPYWRITTEN in SCRANTON, PENNSYLVANIA by JANIE LYNN KAVULICH & KELLY BRIDGETTE HART.

ROOMATE 1: dude, how did i get sugar in my bed?

ROOMATE 2: JUNED'YA!!!!! ;)

by jlkavulich February 22, 2011

Jinked

verb:

The unkempt or askew manner of a material object. Particularly that of clothing, wires, and other easily tangled or otherwise messed up items.

Often used in conjunction with "all" and "up".

Wait a second, my coat's all jinked up.

Fuck, my headphones are jinked up.

We can't sleep in that tent, look at how jinked it is.

by Boxling December 8, 2009

junketarian

Someone who says they're a vegetarian, but they mostly just eat junk food, with the only vegetables being some form of deep-fried potatoes. SEE ALSO: Junkivore (someone who still eats meat, but only if it comes out of a fast-food window.)

Martin's a junketarian -- he might not eat meat, but he also hasn't had a salad in 5 years.

by LanguageLover December 17, 2009

juked

to be fooled or purposely mislead.

That nigga juked me. He said he was gonna pay me back, but he didn't.

by Quintin Lewis November 7, 2004

juked

To ejaculate. Typically done in a disrespectful manner.

"Jimmy said he picked up a $20 blowjob whore in Oakland last night and juked in her mouth."

by affluent geoffrey July 22, 2019