Jonas Brothers 

A boy band that plays music nobody cares for. Girls love them, but pretend to like their music so they can win a chance to meet them. The singer, Joe Jonas, tries to be like Mick Jagger from the Rolling Stones.

Billy: What is your favorite band?

Katherine: The Jonas Brothers! They're so hot!

Jonas Brothers by PartyGoomba July 11, 2009

jonas brothers 

the act of dropping the soap in prison on purpose.
the act of writing bad songs
listening to them may cuz: explosive diaria blood coming out of your ears suicide and even massive amounts of radiation for some reason???

nick jonas: drops the soap in prison''oops!! i droped the soooaaap!!!! totaly by accident!! im just going to go BEND over and go pick it up sloooowwllyy....."

prisioner1: pssshhh ur so gay i wouldnt wanna fuck if u were the last guy in the shower u stupid gay peice of shit!!"
nick jonas:come on man do you know how long i have been in here
prisoner1:its been 2 weeks ok fuck off or ill fuck u up
nick-really!!!!!!
prisoner1-NO
nick-this is my 2nd guess sos this is my 2nd geuss sos
Prisioner1-hhmmm those stupid ass lyrics can suck my dick dude ok there the last thing that humanity will her u stupid fuck!!!!!!

nick-jeez guys im so fukkin bored on writing these stupid ass songs.

joe-i totally agree man...
nick-...
kevin-...
joe- oh i know lets have a threesome!!!!
Nick-fuck YEEEAAAHHH!!!!
kevin-yeah!!!!
(three long gay hours later with the jonas brothers)
nick- ooohh lets make a song called S.O.S cuz i think my condom broke.
kevin-now we should make a song called paranoid cuz idk if im gonna be preganant

joe-YEEEAAHHH!!!
(3 hours later with stupid ass songs getting made up and the 1st time they played the END OF EVERYONES HEARING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)

jonas brothers by dropping the soap on purpose August 10, 2009

Jonas Brothers 

The biggest cock-lickers on the face of this planet. They have no talent whatsoever, and they're lack of talent just makes them ten times gayer. They're fucking stupid and no, they did not save your life. Their lyrics suck so much ass that its turning brown.

Someone: Did you know one of the Jonas Brothers has diabetes?
Me: Good, I hope he dies from it.

Jonas Brothers by kaybuttttttt January 9, 2009

Jonas Brothers 

The second-worst band in the world, for a reason that Naked Brothers Band already has that place.

I mean, seriously. They moan at every word on some songs*, some of their songs are offbeat", and they just plain plagiarize the good songs of yesterday^.

With a fan base of 7-16 year old females (averaging 15) they have a shitty fan base made up of screams of terror like the JBs are molesting them.

*Hold On
"Play My Music (It starts changing melody in the chorus)
^Kids of the Future (I mean, c'mon.) and their newest hit, Take on me (Dare to sing low when you haven't broken your voices yet?)

eugh..... Jonas Brothers

Jonas Brothers by Eugh..... March 13, 2009

jonas brothers 

A trio of gay brothers that your fucking annoying little sister probably loves because she's a dumbass snotty brat and isnt smart enough to realize that the sounds they emit with their instruments and 10 year voices are torture to normal people's ears. These girls should get a life and boyfriend that will actually be able to see in person and not in some gay video or pictures. To imitate Jonas Brothers is to be a fag that listens to gay music,pretends to like girls, molest you brothers and suck huge cocks. Get a life.Go listen to some Zeppelin or Pink Floyd.

Jonas brothers:Just fags.

jonas brothers by No nonsense October 18, 2009

jonas brothers 

a. Just another Disney channel money making tool that will make Disney money and like most Disney stars, be tossed aside when they starts to fall short of the marketing profits.

b. A band of preppy males who are targeted only towards the tween audience, and have been endorsed by Disney channel.

c. Tween music

D. Need I say more?

A. Bill: How long you give the Jonas Brothers?

Dave: I would say 3 or 3.5 years. Disney's stars are just getting worse and worse.

B. Joe: Jonas brothers? Who are they?

Chris: It's better not knowing. Disney Channel stars are just money makers for the Disney channel scumbags.

C. Kid: YAY!! Jonas Brothers!!!

Me: Jonas brothers? *Vomits*

D. Disney channel stars, nuff said.

jonas brothers by vysethethird April 17, 2010

Jonas Brothers 

Fag Bags, also known as the "Ho Bros"

guy 1: wow look at them fag bags...

guy 2: yeha there a bunch of ho bros

guy 3: fucking Jonas Brothers, they should suck my cock

guy 2+1: theyve probobly been there and done that

Jonas Brothers by Fahh-Q July 8, 2010