jocks

people who will mess with you in a crowd but wont do shit. just embarrass them once and they'll leave you alone for good. The true pussies of society, really stupid a lot of the time so there easy victims when it comes to crime, need to enjoy high school because life's going to butt fuck them soon enough.

jock 1. dude i am going to fuck with that dude with long hair and the slayer shirt over (aka metal head).
jock 2. yeah do it he seems like a easy target.
jock 1. hey pussy give me your wallet.
metal head. pulls out razor hidden in sleeve at cuts jock 1.
metal head. what did you just learn? give me your wallet pussy and never fucking let me see your face or i cut you up so bad your own mom wont recognize you.
jock 1. Shits pants drops wallet and runs
jock 2. also Shits self and runs.
jocks are all dick suckers

by metalheadstranger December 21, 2010

jockstrap

protective underwear for a guy. looks like briefs with no backing. holds up the balls and penis so that there's no discomfort during sports or working out.

i wear a jockstrap when i play basketball
that guy has such a small package i bet he doesn't need a jockstrap.

by dave August 5, 2003

jockstrap masochism

What sporting men often willingly endure to protect their highly treasured junk.

That particular cup caused me the most distress although my jockstrap masochism is something I’ve always worn like a man.

by Dr Bunnygirl January 12, 2019

jocksygen

To place a dity jock strap over your
face like a oxygen mask.

Those guys in the locker room gave him some jocksygen....

by bonneville babe February 8, 2005

Jockstructed

when a douchebag jock takes your woman

I was totally after Emily until Joe jockstructed me.

by silentbutdeadly247 May 3, 2010

Discount jooks

When a person receives sex from a prostitute at a discount/for free.

Boy one - `oi boys that brass didn't charge me for the third time I banged'

Boy two - 'sick bruv you got a discount jooks'

by Dinodanpayne November 5, 2019

jocks

Plural of jock. US slang for the thick-but-amiable athletic types that always do well socially.

Why do cheerleaders always date jocks?

by Linton November 6, 2003