Jizzitus

the after shock of licking chris smith's botch.

i have jizzitus on my shoulder.

by MR. HALO 2! November 19, 2004

jizzit

to visit someone at college for the sole reason of having sex.

I'm going to jizzit Tiffany tomorrow.

by bitch say wha December 9, 2009

jizzits

For when playing soggy muffin but all you have is Cheez-Its

“All we have is Cheez-Its so I guess we’ll be playing a game of jizzits tonight”

by obilongjohn August 23, 2019

jizznizz

(noun)defines a situation that is not favorable. The absence of the white fluid of a man. Describes something crappy in quality.

(verb) a term describing an action that is semen-like in nature.

(noun) Bob: " Hey did you bring your wallet so that I can rob you"

Rick: " Aw, jizznizz! I left it at your mom's house to pay her for her stupendous services last night."

(adjective) Bob: " Screw you, Rick! I bet that you enjoy having men jizznizz inside your anus."

(noun) Rick: "Just shutup, you friggin' jizznizz."

by yogo123 February 26, 2009

Jiznit

Best friend code for someone who is being a bitch/ dick

Tiffany: OMG ALEXA IS SUCH A little JIZNIT
Stacy: Oh my god yes I know she's so annoying I want to puch her in the face #jiznitforlife

by ET1406 January 11, 2016

Jizztits

When a man is undergoing the process of surgery but cannot yet afford to undergo surgery he fills two condoms with his(her) own(or others) jizms, ties them together, and hangs them over his(her) neck. The overfilled cum balloons have now become his(her) temporary, yet fully functional jizztits.

"Greg can't quite afford to become Jenny just yet so he(she)'ll just have to settle for a pair of jizztits"

"Dude did you hear? Samantha made his- I mean her jizztits lactate using a push pin."

by Don Horseman August 4, 2016

Jizztits

When a man is undergoing the process of surgery but cannot yet afford to undergo surgery he fills two condoms with his(her) own(or others) jizms, ties them together, and hangs them over his(her) neck. The overfilled cum balloons have now become his(her) temporary, yet fully functional jizztits.

"Greg can't quite afford to become Jenny just yet so he(she)'ll just have to settle for a pair of jizztits"

"Dude did you hear? Samantha made his- I mean her jizztits lactate using a push pin."

by Don Horseman August 4, 2016