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fo' shizzle my jizzle

Can be used by anyone to express consent to a jew.
Jew: "Holy Hanukkah!! I forgot my yarmulke! Yo Lethal, May i please borrow one of your coffee filters?"

Lethal: "fo' shizzle my jizzle"

Jizzletastic

A female of sufficient attractiveness such that it elicits a carnal desire to jizzle at the very sight of her.
That Jessica Alba is Jizzletastic!

tit jizzler 

When you tit fuck a girl until you come on her tits.
Todd fucked my tits last night for 15 minutes until he ejaculated on them on them. He's a true tit jizzler.
tit jizzler by hudsoto March 8, 2010
a gay man

someone who swallows cum

a bitch that goes down on anyone
Jacks little sister Meg is one hell of a jizzler. That bitch went down on me last night and DAM!
jizzler by Sabertooth nigga November 30, 2004

Sausage Jizzle 

Take on Australian slang the "Sausage Sizzle", where friends gather for a casual meal of sausages and hamburgers...the Sausage Jizzle is used similarly to a "Sausage Fest" in which an abundance of males gather in one place, with no female attendance. The term sausage comes from the male genetalia, while the word jizzle is no only a take on the word sizzle, but comes from the slang term used to describe semen.
Dude, this place is a Sausage Jizzle
(actual definition) a drop of jizz dangling from any object just about to drip but just wont fall..
she has a jizzlet hanging off her chin
jizzlet by abearproductions September 18, 2010