Back in a jizzy

A measure of time one is likely to be away from a task at hand, equal to that commonly allocated to the act of masturbating

Luke: Where are you going?
Ryan: I'm off to some guy's place from craigslist to j/o in his model train room, I'll be back in a jizzy.
Luke: Can you bring back some crab meat?
Ryan: Is imitation ok?
Luke: Fo shizzle!

by SlypGyp February 15, 2013

Jizzy Queef

1. A post-coitus vaginal flatulation.

2. A fart out of the vagina that produces a sperm bubble

"Hey bitch."

"Yeah?"

"You get fucked without protection, again?"

"Yeah, he blew his load all up my albert poo holes, and I farted a jizzy queef in his mouth"

by DR.dicknose October 9, 2011

Jizzy Gillespie

The act of ejaculating so voluminously into your partner's mouth that his/her cheeks inflate in the manner of a famous American jazz trumpeter.

"Holy fuck, Chris, take a full load I want you to Jizzy Gillespie."

by Sal Platter August 30, 2007

Jezzie

A uckers, named after Jezebel from the bible that was forbidden from entering heaven.

Becky is a jezzie mums.

by 4doorwhipnslide October 30, 2019

Jezzed

When you get something completely and terribly wrong.

You Jezzed the carpet just like you Jezzed the directions, Dad! He Jezzed it.

by Ricky Rape September 12, 2013

Mr Jezz

The bitch who hides at the back during paintball

'Look at Mr Jezz, with his campfire and tent up, hiding at the back'

by Jezz's fan club May 21, 2013

Jazzy Brown Jugs

A sexy black girls tits

Did you see the jazzy brown jugs on that one?!

by Fail Man June 17, 2009