Bacon Jealousy

The intense resentment one feels when they smell or see bacon that is not their own.

Usually results in the envious subject cooking there own bacon.

Jack: Do you smell that?
Mark: Yeah, I've got me some bacon jealousy.
Jack: Same.

by the shiny elf November 12, 2011

jello pudding pops

the most awesome yummy popiscle in the world

yum! Jello pudding pops

by samantha May 2, 2005

Jello Shots

Jello shots are cups or cubes of alcoholic jelly made with flavored gelatin mix and some type of hard liquor.

Good thing we can't taste the Everclear in these Jello Shots under all that sugar...*crash*

by Andrew el Conquistador April 11, 2006

jellotarian

eater of jello; one who only consumes jello and no other substances

a jellotarian diet

the jellotarian was disgusted by the vegetarian

by izumi April 5, 2005

jello shot

A small serving of gelatin, usually in a nut cup, made with vodka instead of water.

The the party we did Jello Shots to get our buzz on.

by DJP August 23, 2003

Jealousy

a strang thing so much more powerful than you would have thought and very irrational.

i had jealousy when i looked at her with him.

by Twilight Book April 4, 2009

jello biafra

lead singer of the dead kennedys from their formation in 1978 to their break up in 1986. he wrote a great deal of the lyrics, and is quite possibly the most influential front man in punk history. jello was politically active in the san francisco area for several years, and almost won the election for mayor. currently, jello sits as the president of his record label 'alternative tentacles' and travels around the country on spoken word tours that attack ultra-conservative politicians, free speech bashers, and terminal preppies. this guy is the shit!

jello biafra got his name by combining the completely malnutritious sugary food (jello) with one of the world's most impoverished and hungry nations (biafra).

by the storm drains April 12, 2009