Jesus stud

The best kind of Jesus lover. The Christian everyone wants to be friends with. Gets all the nuns.

I heard he goes to church every day! He's such a Jesus stud!!

by nailanicolle September 16, 2016

Jesus fuck

When something scares you so bad you can’t just say fuck

*jon jumps out from behind a car*

Lizzie:Jesus fuck!

by Destiny🥵 February 21, 2020

Jesus Murphy

A phrase uttered by Canadians who stub their toes. By replacing "Christ" with "Murphy," these Canadians manage to avoid hell.

(toe is stubbed) Jesus Murphy!

by FNods May 20, 2012

spicy jesus

Spicy Jesus is when in a game of "Mario Party" every player has 0 coins and 0 stars except one. It would be a spicy jesus for the player that is not at 0 coins and 0 stars.

Dude Mario just totally got a spicy jesus.

by TheRealChrism December 19, 2017

Join Jesus January

You have read the bible 5 times a day and give out bible to cleanse your friends from destroy dick December. If one fails Join Jesus January god will smite them.

John: Take this bible in the holy name of Join Jesus January
Phil: I'm good
John: Your a dead man

by Spam Police November 12, 2018

Buttermilk Jesus

One of JPEGMAFIA’S nicknames.

We gon' get real nasty in this motherfucker tonight
(Gonna get real nasty)
Damn, damn, Buttermilk Jesus
(That's not a good tag)
Uh
Ayy, ayy
Hahaha

by Devon Hendryx November 14, 2020

rn jesus

Derived from RNG or Random Number Generator. Typically used in video games due to the luck of a random number generator being represented as a Miracle or Divine intervention and thus the character of RN Jesus is prayed to or thanked for Luck. Most situations where RN Jesus is invoked involve games with Random Criticals like Fire Emblem and Team Fortress 2.

"I have a 1% chance of getting a Critical Hit and RN Jesus blessed me." Then later... "Why RN Jesus, why? I had a 99% chance of hitting that!"

by Voreala July 21, 2016