Jesauce

The type of thing you say when something stupid or amazing occurs. A refference to Jesus Christ and sauce. Preferably

it would be said with an nigerian accent.

Michael: There are 37 stars on the american flag
Jack: Jesauce

Random gymnast: *Does a 360 tripple backflip*

Dikembe: Jesauce

by -Booty Warrior- February 28, 2019

jeshaud

This man is an amazing person. He will act mean and tough to everyone but he is very kind to the people he is close to. If you ever find a Jeshaud don’t let him go. He loves hard and fast. He is the type to overthink things but reassure him. He is dashingly handsome with deep brown chocolate eyes. He has a handsome smile that you keep in your mind forever. His personality is even better. He is one of the most funny people you will meet with a serious side. Don’t make fun of him or be mean he can be sensitive. Don’t ever let him go he is to precious.

Jeshaud is the love of my life.

by Omgwriter November 4, 2020

Jeshua Hernandez

A bitch. Straight up bitch.

Jeshua Hernandez is a bitch.

by prettytragedy November 22, 2021

Jeshua

Jeshua is one of the most nice and funny person you will ever meet. No matter what mood you are in Jeshua will cheer you up with his good sense of humor. And he is a great friend to all.

If you find Jeshua, don’t loose him

by Thetruth15 November 28, 2021

Jeshua's

Really shit weed

I was with my homie and he pulled a bag of jeshuas, see in my my time I've smoked real Reggie but this here jeshua's weed is not ordinary weed. Some unpalatable revolting moldy stank ass weed.

by WHAT GOES AROUND COMES AROUND August 23, 2022

Jeshua

An outgoing beautiful girl. She doesnt believe she is exremely good-looking nor extremely ugly. Many boys are all over her. The one guy that he chooses is probably the most luckiest guy in the world. She likes it when people compliment her, it makes her feel better about herself. She can be conceited at times, but she is so cute. She has a great fashion sense & has the perfect figure. SHE IS PERFECT! she just doesnt know it yet.

Boy 1 :Hey who's that beautiful girl ?!
Boy 2 : Jeshua, duh ! Who doesnt know that ! Everyone likes her ;)
Boy 1 : should i ask her out ?
Boy 2 : naah, you got no chance with that, shes a 10!

by Realeyesrealizereallies November 13, 2013

Jeshua

Jeshua

Jeshua well... although is very buff and cute at times his ego and pride can get the best of him. People also refer to him as the Simp god of the Simp Nation.
If you know a boy named Jeshua well he is most likely to be a huge simp so stay away from him.

Girl 1: Wow Jeshua is so cool but oh my god he is such a simp
Girl 2: Wait do you mean Jeshua the Simp God?
Girl 3: Ew I hate simps

by Anonymous_simp destroyer February 4, 2020