1. The coolest mother fucker out there

2. A boss ass fellow nigga

3. You better befriend him now

4. Woman, he is way out of your league
Jared just fucked a supermodel

I lost my wife to Jared... oh man

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A sweet, caring person who’s knows how to party and is very pretty. Jarelis is a person who cares about here family and friends A LOT.

This is a loudish person also but those who meet a person with this name have found a one-in-million person
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Has the biggest dick imaginable. Nobody could ever compare to the size of his dick. Jared’s are always very sexy and tall. Jared’s are also said to be the best in bed.
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A good-looking, tall, athletic, smart, dorky, and funny guy who is usually an amazing boyfriend but can easily become jealous. He has a good heart and will always be an amazing friend.
"He was like the funnest guy to hang out with!"
"I know! He's totally a Jared."
by AliKali1996 October 21, 2011
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An amazing guy. He will go out of his way to make you laugh and he has gorgeous blonde hair. His beautiful green eyes can see all the way into my soul. He is so playful and kind, if you ever meet him, lucky you.
I have a massive crush on Jared.
by GreenFour2000 December 29, 2014
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Sexiest, hottest, most handsome man you know. Also has the best smile and personality you can come across. Brushes his teeth a lot and the attention to dental hygiene is endearing and admirable. A day will not pass that you do not feel loved by Jared. Jared is a devoted partner and makes sure to always take care of you. He is passionate and spontaneous. You will always feel surprised by Jared. He is "the one" if you are questioning.
Jared surprised me with breakfast at my office today. He is the kindest man I know!
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