IntelliBruto

"Sarcasm for when someones trying to look or sound intelligent but actually sounding stupid....

Person1: "My car won't start".
Person2: "Check the fuse on your battery"
Person3: Intellibruto, there's no fuse on a battery!!!

by MingTheMerciless September 12, 2003

Intellitank

1) A tank that is smart, as opposed to the normal run of the mill tanks that have no sentience.

B) Also Intellitank is normal slang for someone who is blocked on AOL instant messenger service. An ass, if you will.

1) God! That tank is so smart! That is one Intellitank.

2) I blocked Intellitank on AIM today.

by Carnage September 1, 2003

intelligable

The act of showing intelligence and an extreme amount of knowledge in a particular subject matter.

The sales representative was intelligable when informing me about products I wished to buy.

by Matt Gyuraki April 10, 2008

Intellitank

One fly ass mother fuck who bangs all the ladies.

Damn, Intellitank's one fly ass mother fucker who bangs all the ladies!!!

by Not intellitank September 1, 2003

Intellitardation

A medical condition, or syndrome comprised of the triad of extremely high IQ, inversely proportional level of common sense, and social/emotional developmental delay.

Most commonly seen in University inbreds (those who attend a University for college, graduate school, and eventually join the faculty, becoming tenured, staying at the University until found dead sitting behind their office desks, or until an untimely demise in a horrific research laboratory accident.) University inbreeding can continue through multiple generations of Intellitards, ultimately producing the Dr. Intellitard Children's Research Hospital of (insert University here).

Dr. Harvard lives in his mother's basement, enjoys gaming, and not dating. He suffers from Intellitardation.

by MonG71 August 6, 2010

intellorance

The act of trying to make intelligent conversation, but an overabundance of ignorance impedes it.

Sally chimed in on the conversation and her INTELLORANCE shined through.

by Sarcastically Yours May 19, 2014

Intelligated

The other way of saying intellijated, even more properly. The actual fucking one.

I am Astounded, I can't believe Mr. Obama actually is intelligated enough to use Semi-colon's; and Mr. Trump isn't.

by ThatonedudEric October 10, 2019