Girl inches

“Girl inches” refer to when a girl thinks a guys dick is much bigger than it actually is. This is partly due to guys over exaggerating their size.
So when a girl sees a dick thats around 6 inches, she’ll think its 8 or 9.

Guy 1: I was with amy the other night, she really liked what I was packing

Guy 2: Maybe in girl inches..

by Leftonreplied November 10, 2019

optical inch

The extra inch of length a shaved penis appears to have over an unshaved one.

The optical inch my shaved cock has makes it look bigger.

by jer_ May 04, 2006

5 Inches

a perfectly fine amount for a male to have. Do not be discouraged when woman laugh at your size as they do not even have 1 inch to start with.

Man, i whipped it out and she started laughing at my '5 Inches'.

by RealNiggaAndar May 31, 2018

10 Inches

Something you say you have but don't.

I have 10 Inches.

by THE REAL 69 February 08, 2017

Dry inches

When a big dick meets a not so big vagina. It's not how much got in but how much was left dry in the wind, never getting wet.

Joe: How did it go last night with the skank you met?
Jim: Well it went ok I guess. I still had about 4 dry inches to go when she said it hurt.
Joe: Man 4 dry? that sucks dude.

by Jumpingrat October 31, 2010

Inch of piss

Usually refers to the extra bit of piss that embarrassingly emerges, even after a vigorous shake.
9 times out of 10 this is after you've re-holstered the middle wicket resulting in an embarassing wet patch on the front of your trousers.

Rob: "HAHA! What the fuck is that wet patch on the front of yer jeans?? you incontinent fuckwit!"

Steve: "Oh fuck! That bastard Inch of piss again, i shook the old lad for well over a minute too."

by mightynimrod June 04, 2009

7 inches

Bigger than average.

Congrats.

"I am dead."
"At least your dick is bigger than average."
"But... I'm fucking dead."
"7 inches is pretty good."

by Cody_Nara January 10, 2017