The Sword in The Stone

The Sword in The Stone is when a woman is either lying on her back or is kneeling and a Man (or woman with any form of penis) bends down and deep throat piston fuck them until they orgasm.

Bro 1: Dude did you here, Jaxon and your mom re-enacted "The Sword in The stone".
Bro 2 (Slightly embarrassed and self-conscious): Come on bro, stop talking about my mom you know that's just mean.

Bro 1: You're right bro I'm sorry.
Bro 2: It's all right, now come over here and give papa some of that Portuguese breakfast.
Bro 1: UwU ok *rawr*

by ElectricBoogalUwU August 23, 2019

The sword in the stone

When you're erect penis is lodged in someone's anal cavity and they clench their buttocks making it difficult to pull out, typically male on male.

Me and my homeboy dakota were practicing the sword in the stone last night

by Mother lov3r March 2, 2024

stone-thrower in the glasshouse

One who acts without thinking about the consequences one’s action might have on others whose similar action might have on one; one who blames others for the fault which one has oneself.

He is a stone-thrower in the glasshouse. He always parks his car in front of his neighbor’s house (in a style called rockstar parking), blocking the neighbor’s car. What would happen to him if his neighbor also did the same?

by uttam maharjan December 30, 2011

Set In Stoners

A married or dedicated couple who collectively enjoy marijuana and its effects.

Ryan and Dakota, the Set in Stoners of the neighborhood, celebrate their anniversary every year with a couple of joints.

by GoldenGirlsDRM August 15, 2020

30 stones in

A measure of the drunkeness of D-Bag in relation to the number of 12 oz. Keystones consumed in a period of time.

D-bag drunk dial: Call 1-800-ATT and get some assclown over here to get me out of the manhole. I'm 30 stones in, and I'm TANKED!!!

by Thugass September 30, 2008

roll in the stones

An action necessary when a female's vagina is so stretched that you must also insert your balls to fill her.

Janet's twat was so cavernous, i was compelled to roll in the stones to satisfy her.

by HawkeyeBigDog August 17, 2017

stoned in love

to be under the influence of love; to be in love; to be "drunk" with love

"You're stoned in love, but not with me..."
Chicane feat. Tom Jones - Stoned in love

by Luzi April 27, 2006