I'm Dead

You died of laughter, aka something is that funny you laughed so hard you died.

"After she peed in a driveway, Lilly cleaned her legs with vodka."
"I'm dead."

by critchet September 26, 2013

I’m dead

When something is so funny, unbelievable and random, this will cause one to feel metaphorically dead.

Girl: That was so funny!

Boy: I know, I’m dead, hahahahahaha

by abstracted. lmc May 21, 2018

I’m dead

A clarifying statement that one is no longer performing biological functions. Often used to remind someone why they will not be joined for dinner or any other social function involving the inquiring party.

Hey redacted, I had a really good time last week, would you like to go out again?

I’m dead.

by Bricked March 12, 2021

i’m dead

a term referring to when you find something so funny it “kills” you. often used in text conversations with your bestie or said in math class with a straight face. a trendy slang word

that’s so funny, i’m dead☠️

by ztheballerz November 27, 2018

oh shit i'm dead

What you say when you are dead

The name explains itself really

by Oh Shit I'm Dead April 17, 2006

I’m Dead

Extremely amusing. So funny that you “die”. Sometimes the “oh wow” factor.

I’m dead. Like I just died. That was too funny. I’m crying right now.

by HamBroDawgg November 17, 2017

I'm alive but I'm dead

Phrase that became popular from a tik tok audio by zwayy
Often used on looped audio with the person(s) in the tik tok acting alive and dead when respective words are said

Tik tok playing : "I'm alive but I'm dead ... I'm alive but I'm dead"

by EmzieWemzie January 10, 2021