Idris

Descendents of the Afghanistan Emporror Idris. If you show him respect you will get back but if you show him dishonor you will be killed and tortured in the worst ways. Idris’s tend to look nice but very dangerous and unpredictable. They are known to be ubnormaly strong, fast and very brave.

He is as mad and stupid as our old emporror Idris.

by The-RealUrbanDictionary October 9, 2018

Invisible Lat Syndrome

The awkward stance that some males take in order to swell their chest in a ridiculous attempt at make non existing muscle seem present. Generally, the arms are lifted away from the body as if huge lat muscles were pushing them away. The author thinks that looking wide is the same as being wide and believes women will not see the difference.

Dave: Look at that skinny dude over there, he has no muscles but he is swelling himself up like a peacock!

Steve: Yeah he's got invisible lat syndrome, or ILS, common among douchbags who are too lazy to workout for their muscles!

by Lethal Interjection March 30, 2009

Invisible Rope

When one person stands on each side of the street, and when a car comes by, they act as if playing tug of war across the street. I garuntee drivers will stop, thinking that something is there.

Fuck playing in traffic! Lets stop the cars by playin with our invisible rope.

by Yo_Mommmmma January 6, 2009

Idris

A guy who is pretty smart, like so smart you'll get nosebleeds looking at his results. Most of the time he will probably sleep in class but his results will tell you otherwise.

He is also pretty tall and good looking. He's popular but literally acts like he isn't. He has a big mouth but that doesn't ruin his existence because he's perfect to most girls' eyes. Although he has a perfectly long line of crazy fangirls he doesn't really acknowledge them that much, but still, he is not a choosy person and will treat everyone around him nicely. He is also different from most boys.

Person 1: OMG look at this, this dude freaking got a full, straight line of A's in his exam and no other letters!
Person 2: CAN'T RELATE. This person you're talking about must be an idris.
(Both get nosebleeds after glancing at his results)

by Jojospenguins July 2, 2018

invisiskeet

The act of bobbing your knob onto another persons face. This is however not the actual act of ejaculating on another's face, but in fact the act of pretending to masterbate on your friend's face and then representing the explosion of semen with a face-up palm and spread fingers.

I went up to my friend earlier while they were kicking it with the homies at the Holiday Inn and gave them the invisiskeet, but missed and got it on the table.

by Ifelta Thigh December 7, 2006

invisiboob

A girl with such small boobs so that you cant see them!

"Me: Damn girl, i got more in my shirt, u got invisiboobs!"
"Her:Shut the fuck up, u ass!"
Warning: may result in kick in the nuts!

by Big**ones April 9, 2009

invisible dog

1.When a dog remains perfectly still while also averting his face to avoid attracting attention. Sometimes used in response to
the question "who ate my shoe?"
2.Can also be used by a person to the similar effect,see "invisible husband"

" Bart's effective use of invisible dog in the photo on petfinder.com got him a new home."

shy dog timid wasn't me silent invisible avoidance

by Bart's Mom August 5, 2009