hippo farmer

One who exclusively screws fat women.

220lbs? I don't want no anorexic chick!

by kung-fu jesus August 23, 2004

sad fat ass hippo lookin bitch

when someone looks like a sad fat ass hippo lookin bitch.

ian and ashley be lookin like a sad fat ass hippo lookin bitch

by sad fat ass March 15, 2019

Hippochristian

One who claims they're a church-going, Jesus-loving, god-fearing, moral person who follows the teachings of Jesus, but actually behaves to the contrary, or propagates hatred instead.

Did you see the news last night? That gay-bashing evangelist Ted Haggard was busted buying meth and gay sex from a male prositute!!! Ha. ha. ha... What a Hippochristian!

OR

Did you ever notice that Born Again Christians hate everybody? What Hippochristians!

by Bolly Bopah February 8, 2007

Hippolarconinsomiaphobia

The irrational fear of a hippo stealing you pyjamas.

"Why are you in your cupboard?"

"Hippos! ... They want my Pyjamas!"

"Ahh you have Hippolarconinsomiaphobia"

by Merebo January 11, 2008

Hippo Sex

When fat people have sex.

"After their daily visit to the fast food restaurant, Barbara and John have hardcore hippo sex!"

by Gravitee May 13, 2010

hippodick

When the length of the penis is equivalent to the circumference.

That guy has a hippodick.

by Kitty Windmill May 3, 2011

Hippo613

The person that destroys planets

Hippo613 is a person that will destroy the planet with the click of a button

by Ej_cruiser June 21, 2022