Hypochrist

Someone who identifies as a Christian, judges others by it's doctrine, yet doesn't hold themselves to the same standards

Conservative Christian Anti-Gay Republicans who are busted for engaging in homosexual relations are hypochrists.

by Stubbalicious March 18, 2010

Hypochristian

Someone who is always praising God but then stabs people in the back or goes against God any chance they get.

This guy goes to church every Sunday but on Monday he is drinking beer at the Horse track and chasing women, this makes him a hypochristian.

by glenn1907 June 30, 2006

Hypochristian

A wayward christian. The word was first coined in 1976, by writer Curtiss deVedrine, and first published in his book "The Second Coming Of Age", first published in 2000.

Dick is a hypochristian because he dates married men.

by harley headus April 21, 2008

hypochristes

Hypocritical Christians

When asked to help the poor, stand up for the weak, or love their enemies, hypochristes prefer to preach loudly and do the opposite of anything that Christ would have actually done.

by julian71428 March 27, 2017

hypercritical

is someone that is extremely critical in agitated manner

...by dana paquette aka slambo

That person was very agitated with a negative response , man is he ever hypercritical

by priceless69 December 9, 2022

Hypochrist

A douche who goes around trying to act righteous but in turn is a pathological lying jerk off.

That hypochrist is always talking about god, but he lies about stupid shit.

by Fuqtoo December 24, 2022

Hypercrastinate

(Verb)
1. The act of putting off work by doing a "routine" check of all your favorite Web pages, blogs, email, forums, and news sites for any updates before starting.
2. To follow random or interesting-looking links on a Web site, then following random links on the target site, until you are so far removed from the original site that your browser's "back" button can no longer help you find your way to the beginning.

Origin: Hypertext (http) + Procrastinate

1. "Sorry, boss, I didn't get that report done last night. I hypercrastinated all night."
2. "Hey, check out this cool new Webcomic I found while hypercrasting the other day!"

by t0rp0r December 9, 2008