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Hyperthought

a stage of thought when your thoughts are raceing constantly. usually granting you superhuman mental abilities.
dude i hyperthought about fucking your mom last night.
dude i hypethought about that riddle and solved it in 5 seconds
by 24grant24 December 12, 2009
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hypertweet

I had to block him he would hypertweet all day.
by SlickVik August 16, 2010
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Hypertreifecoma or HTC

This is a coma induced by enthusiastic eating of "treife" or non kosher food, typically in a Chinese restaurant. This is not the same as simply eating a non kosher item. In this case the large selection of "treife" encourages the sinner to taste everything, which quickly induces this dangerous condition. To date there is no cure, and palliative care including chicken soup and gefilte fish is the recommended route of treatment.
And in other news, another "Hypertreifecoma or HTC" victim tonight was found in a local Chinese restaurant... our sources report that chicken soup had to be rushed from area soup banks... more at 11 pm
by cleansingbreath March 5, 2011
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Hypertension

Hypertension is a long-term health condition whereby the blood pressure in the arteries is constantly elevated. Blood pressure is the pressure of the blood within blood vessels and is measured in ‘millimetres of mercury’ (mmHg) using two numbers; for example, 120/80mmHg.

According to the NHS, more than one in four adults in the UK have high blood pressure but many won’t even realise it. The only way to find out is by having your blood pressure checked.

Noticeable symptoms of hypertension are rare as the only time someone will notice symptoms of hypertension will be when their blood pressure reaches dangerously high levels. This is known as hypertensive crisis and the symptoms for this include severe headaches and anxiety, chest pain and an irregular heartbeat.

Hypertension puts lots of strain on blood vessels, the heart and other vital organs such as the kidneys. Having high blood pressure increases the risk of the following serious, and potentially life-threatening medical conditions:

Heart Disease.
Heart Attacks.
Kidney Disease.
Vascular dementia.
Strokes.
Heart Failure.
Ways of treating and managing hypertension include:

Watching your diet – Avoid foods high in saturated fat and sugar. Replace them with fruits and vegetables.
Leading an active lifestyle – Begin adding more exercise to your day. Start by walking regularly and then move onto jogging if you can.
My friend has hypertension.
by beny325893276 June 17, 2019
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Hypertoothpickemia

A high presence of toothpicks in blood.

Hyper: High
Toothpick: Toothpick
Emia: Presence in blood

First came about with some folks in a YouTube comment section on a video about a similar topic.
A woman was admitted to the hospital with severe gut pain, she had hypertoothpickemia.
by CatmintTangleTabby October 8, 2020
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hypertab

I am gonna search on a hypertab.
by PenguinedPsyduck0xq0 January 22, 2021
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hypertask

n. the performance by an individual of being able to execute more than one task at the same time. When a person is processing multiple business functions and using multiple tools of communication all at once.
In today's business environment we can no longer just multitask... we must hypertask!
by saviles January 12, 2009
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