Hibster

A phrase used by hipsters to identify themselves as hipsters without calling themselves by a mainstream title

"Wow I'm so hip and cool. I'm a hibster tho, hipsters are lame"

by Hibster4laif October 21, 2019

Hystericalectomy

When something is so frikkin' funny it causes a woman's uterus to fly out of her body.

The conspiracy theory that steam locomotives traveling 50mph would cause a woman's uterus to fly out of her body is the first example of a hystericalectomy.

by jbcoops December 19, 2021

Mass Hysteria

Something that will happen when any or all of the following occur:

- Human sacrifice
- Dogs and cats living together

Peter Venkman: "Human sacrifice! Dogs and cats living together! Mass hysteria!"

by just passin thu August 7, 2010

hysterectomy

women's way of getting away from God's monthly torture

I'm going to get a hysterectomy.

by boredusachick November 27, 2004

Hysteria

Kick-ass Muse song. Great when played live. muse rule!

Hysteria is a great Muse song

by Nathan Von Metalhead February 11, 2006

hysterrible

A portmanteau word of something that is simultaneously funny or hysterical (hyst-) and awful or terrible (-terrible).

Man, did you see that car full of clowns get hit by that pie-truck? Hysterrible.

by Sam (something) February 10, 2010

Hibster

A young professional who lives in the Leith area of Edinburgh.

They will venerate the grittiness and authenticity of the area whilst eating a Guatamalan bean burger washed down with £5 pints of Swedish organic cider in a bar called something cute like the Purple Tulip.

They may also take a vague interest in their local football team Hibernian so as to look like genuine Leithers.

I was asked to leave the Alpine Ale Barn for falling asleep last night . Fuck them, it's just all these Hibsters that drink in there. A fiver a fucking pint anyway!

by M.J. Baroque June 12, 2018