Hybster 

Hybsters are hybrid hipsters IE: A super nerd that is a fiction author that also owns a comic book shop but has a lame mustache and a old Subaru wagon.

Dude your such a hybster for picking Aqua Man as your favorite DC hero because he's the most unpopular, Ride your fixie home.

Hybster by Met us November 12, 2017

Hysteria Merchant 

Any talking head that makes a living spreading hysteria. CNN, Fox News, and the like harbor them.
Sean Hannity, Don Lemon, Bill O'Riley, Wolf Blitzer, Bret Baier, Rachel Maddow, Van Jones, and so on.

The asshole hysteria merchants on Fox and CNN want to keep everybody in a state of fear with the relentless bullshit

they sell to the mindless idiots who worship them.

Hysteria Merchant by IH8JIGS November 30, 2021

Hysterical 

adjective
1.
deriving from or affected by uncontrolled extreme emotion.
2.
PSYCHIATRY
relating to, associated with, or suffering from hysteria

“1 - hysterical laughter"
“2 - the doctor thinks the condition is partly hysterical"

Hysterical by SirHiccle December 23, 2018

YouTube Mass Hysteria

When fake or sensational videos are uploaded to YouTube and propelled by alarmist users into the mind of the general population, spawning urban myths, group-think, or panic.

"Dude did you hear that there is a hidden camera in your cable box watching you jerkoff?"

No way that's totally "YouTube Mass Hysteria "

YouTube Mass Hysteria by pizzatime February 25, 2009

Nine hysterical women 

An overwhelming and practical response from the fans to events in a TV series, book, film, etc.

The first nine hysterical women were Torchwood fans, who sent coffee and letters to the BBC protesting against the death of Ianto Jones. Over 900 people registered on one LiveJournal community alone.

Russell T Davies: "The 'controversy' over Ianto's death is just nine hysterical women."

Or:
If (character) dies this series, they'll have nine hysterical women on their hands.

Nine hysterical women by Galadriel1010 August 8, 2009

Hubster 

Nickname derived from hubby however it marks a significant difference from it. This is a man that is not only a husband to a woman but he is a companion. Someone that loves his wife completely and utterly. He understands her in every situation and makes any and all the effort to make her happy. He is truly a best friend, he is that one person whom she finds comfort in and can tell anything to. Not only does he pertain to all these qualities but he is also kind, sweet, loving, and a completely honest person. He is a one of a kind man that all girls want to have, but when he chooses that one girl for him, it is all he can think about. He is truly the best husband a woman can have.

I love my hubster because he is like no other man I have ever met.

Hubster by Dorkette22ILUANF September 26, 2013

hypsteria 

var: hipsteria
related forms: hypsterical, adj.

noun

1. An uncontrollable outburst of extreme emotion caused by anything related to hipster culture.

2. The condition of being a hipster in a state of overwhelming emotion.

Travis reached the point of hypsteria over the $1 PBR bottles at the Holiday Cocktail Lounge.

The summer blackout in Williamsburg caused mass hypsteria for nearly 48 hours.

hypsteria by sweesmees April 17, 2009