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Starlog Quote Humper

Any person or group of people that only accepts or uses the George Lucas quote from Starlog Magazine issue #337 from 2005 as the only definitive, end-all-be all, piece of evidence in an argument when debating whether or not the Star Wars Expanded Universe/Legends was canon to any degree prior to 2014. Due to their cognitive dissonance and confirmation bias, Starlog Quote Humpers do not accept any quote or piece of evidence that is not the Starlog Magazine quote, even if it is a statement from George Lucas that contradicts or goes back on his statements in the Starlog Quote, of which there are plenty that do. In addition, Starlog Quote Humpers often dismiss or reject any of Lucasfilm's or Lucasfilm employee's statements regarding canon policy used as evidence that favor the viewpoint of the EU being canon before 2014 as being "lesser secondhand sources of information."
While browsing online forums I came across many Starlog Quote Humpers posting that one George Lucas quote from Starlog Magazine.
by Ironinquisitor November 16, 2022
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Humperdinck

One of the worst names in history - pretty much says that the dude is gonna hump you with his dinck.
1. I gave Jane a mean Humperdincking last night.
2. Jane says she didn't feel your micro Humper Dinck!
by kenshamrock December 4, 2021
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squirrel humper

A old person that complains constantly , the type that yell " GET OFF MY LAWN !"Rick's parents . When you get so pissed at your in-laws and can't call them anything else.
Don't cut through that yard the old people there are squirrel humpers and they"ll bitch at you . Or " Your parents are ... SQUIRREL HUMPERS !"
by imjustsayin33 February 27, 2020
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Urn Humper

A woman who cheats repeatedly with a coworker before and during her marriage. Then after his death uses his memory
as a source of sexual excitement to get off.
Teresa always mentions Mike even though he has passed. No hiding their relationship.
She is a Urn Humper, she just rubs off thinking about him. If her husband knew.
by Mr. Craps March 1, 2014
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Humper Sticker

A tatoo above a womans pussy or pubic area. Opposite of a tramp stamp.
"When I seen her tramp stamp I thought she was easy ,but when her shorts came off I seen her humper sticker read next"
by tewsday June 21, 2010
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urinal humper

A dude who stands so close to the urinal that he is actually straddling it. His toes are often touching the wall that the urinal is mounted on, and depending on his pissing style he appears to be either trying on the urinal as a giant "Baby Huey" style jock strap cup, or humping an enormous porcelain goddess who's had a building built around her with only her peculiarly shaped vagina exposed...conveniently in the men’s washroom.
Urinal Humpers suffer from a combination of urinal anxiety and urinal zombie symptoms. They apparently believe they are disguising their urinal anxiety by their willingness to use a urinal, but due to their extreme urinal zombie tendencies, they haven't noticed that the majority of their fellow pissers don't walk away from the urinal with some other guys pubes on his dick, or splatters on their pants as if their schlong was blowing bubbles in a sewage treatment plant.
Hey dude, it's called a urinal, not a sperminal...it's for pissing in you freak'n urinal humper.
by Proper Pisser December 10, 2008
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Homely-humper

A person who is only sexually/physically attracted to unattractive people.
Attractive woman: Hey, do you know what kind of girls Matt is into?
Attractive woman's friend: Don't waste your time. He's a homely-humper.
by Lillykins October 3, 2013
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