humster

Human hamster which was bred by Dutch PhD Dick in Deutchland. Typically a violent temperment. Must be kept in warm secure environment. Not good with children and other small pets. Feeds on human pellets.

I got bit by a humster in the bathroom today.

by Dr. M. Dickie August 31, 2010

hulster

Verb: to flirt online with consummate wit and charm.

Seth hulstered a shy and cautious girl into a date.

by Mezzo Soprano May 30, 2008

Husterman

A large Bigfoot-like animal, about 15 to 17 feet tall that hides in the woods at campsites and tickles late night campers until they die of lack of oxygen.

Oh man, did you see that husterman tickle that little boy to death last night?

by JTeale June 7, 2013

Huster

to play hide and seek and then fuck when you've grown up to be real

They were playin huster, and were ol ...at least i dunno 25 or somethin...35...65...FUCKIN GROSS...ole.

by Plagiaristresse/blackoutMstRmn April 27, 2017

humster

Humankind reverting to hamster like behavior, Humsterism...Pack enough hamsters in a box and they get bored, confused, violent and eventually become cannibals. Its not a Zombie Apocalypse. Its the beginning of the "Dawn of the Humster"

"Humster eats face of homeless man in Miami"

by thandor November 14, 2012

Hybster

Hybsters are hybrid hipsters IE: A super nerd that is a fiction author that also owns a comic book shop but has a lame mustache and a old Subaru wagon.

Dude your such a hybster for picking Aqua Man as your favorite DC hero because he's the most unpopular, Ride your fixie home.

by Met us November 12, 2017

Humster

A word used to describe a "lobster" by people who are retarded, have aspergers, autism or an IQ equal to or lower than 15.

I am not a fan of shrimps or humster myself

by vingattemgaddiosa January 14, 2018