have the hots for

To have romantic or sexual attraction to someone.
Related to hots.

You have the hots for that blonde.

by supadupagal March 11, 2009

three hots and a cot

Room and board, especially in a place that is sparsely furnished.

The Army wasn't much fun, but at least I always had three hots and a cot.

by Chargers Fan June 10, 2010

(got) the hots for

when someone has a crush on someone but is afraid to blurt it out.

person #1: so, who you (got) the hots for?
person #2: i dunno

by idonotknowmyname June 28, 2013

3 hots and a cot

That's all u get if you're in prison. 3 hot meals and a cot to sleep on. That's all playa

When u go to jail, son, all u get is 3 hots and a cot

by Big Bear June 16, 2003

two free hots and a cot

slang term for prison or jail, because you get two hot meals and a cot to sleep on

"What did Greg get for robbin the liquor store?"
"Three years of two free hots and a cot."

by Stephanie437 April 15, 2008

splattery hots

Earth shaking, mind-bended, knee quaking diarrhea with a burning sensation. Similar to molten lava pouring from your anus.

After he had spent the night eating jalapeños with hot sauce and binge drinking, Steve woke up with the splattery hots and thought he was going to die.

by Digitaldevil November 3, 2006

3 Hots & A Cot

The act of being imprisoned with only three meals a day and only being able to sleep on a hard ass bed.

Bro, I would totally rob that bank! But, if I get caught, I'll only get 3 hots & a cot for a really long time.

by bripetro01 June 10, 2016